Wednesday, October 06, 2004

nengggngguh

*twitch*

112 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

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9:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn funny. I posted it on I Hate My Cubicle!!!

Later...
RAT

12:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol what's better the blog or the people who hate us for laughing?! rofl superb!! :D

4:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As soon as you die, I'm going to rape you. =d

Nirvana rocks.

4:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Terri, I saw your pictures on the news -- you were kinda hot before, but maybe a little pudgy. All I mean is, I understand why you decided to skip a few meals. Peace out!

6:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you never called... so i'm posting our torrid videos on the internet!


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10:48 PM  
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11:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I laughed when the page came up but almost pissed myself laughing when I saw that there was an archive section.
Mean or not, this is FUNNY!
Thanks for the laugh.

11:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In over night news, it has been reported that Terri Schiavo started to respond to stimuli last night.

During her nightly bath, one of the orderlies accidently brushed her nipple, elliciting a motor response from Terri. The orderly immediately told the doctor. On hearing this, the doctor felt it important enough to notify Michael Schiavo.

"I know we've tried everything Mr. Schiavo, but I think there may still be hope yet. One of our orderlies accidentally rubbed her nipple and got some sort of response from Terri. Perhaps if you tried something a little more stimulating we might be able to get her out of this terrible condition. I know this might be hard to hear, but if you'd give it a chance, maybe it could be the answer. Perhaps some oral sex could help her."

Sources say that despite initial misgivings, Mr Shiavo agreed that nothing else had worked so far, and it was worth a try.

Unfortunately, a couple of hours later, Mrs. Schiavo's cardiac monitor alarm was activated, causing doctors to rush to her bedside. Mr Schiavo is reported to have said "I think she choked."

1:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, not much to do today so I thought I'd go get arrested for bringing a gallon jug of water to Terri. Who knows maybe I'll be the first to get past everyone... but wait, if she really is brain dead and I give her water and her automatic relexs aren't in working order... well then couldn't she drown instead of live longer? Top that off with the fact that I'd then be charged with manslaughter!
Hmmmm.... this right-to-life thing is a bit more complicated than I thought.

12:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey,

The Pope came to my rescue. I'm back on my tube and getting hydration.

http://b.im.craigslist.org/XY/45/XKj2UGbEFa4aMGbdeseid3FvdwQA.jpg

1:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, you're quite opinionated. Calm down, Terri. You're too damn mad.

2:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol's! Who ever thought this up is a genious.

4:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are all shameless ASSHOLES

7:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://worthlessforums.com

8:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Terry who?

7:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shame on you all.

7:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shame on us! Woohoo!

9:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet terry is a tiger in bed

9:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you're probably right, Terry could get in positions that any man could dream their girl could do. You can spread peanutbutter all over her as you want too! Imagine all the places you could put hamsters as well!

9:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's just a matter of time... Playboy

9:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A Succinct Summary of the Election:

The Democrats' mistake was in thinking that a disastrous war, national bankruptcy, erosion of liberties, corporate takeover of government, environmental destruction, squandering our economic and moral leadership in the world,
and systematic lying by the Administration would be of concern to the electorate .
 
The Republicans correctly saw that the chief concern of the electorate was to keep gay couples from having an abortion. And, to sanctimoniously intrude into a private matter by supporting the continued torturing of a woman by artificially maintaining the biological functioning of her lifeless body.

9:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Terry, this is Michael Jackson.

Do you know of any young boys who may want to ummmm Play at Neverland with me? They can't have any pubes.

10:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ummmmm...... Vegetables

11:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I enjoy

1:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I enjoy

1:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

blogstrife.blogspot.com

1:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To Terri's parents--
I know a good taxidermist that can help you----once Terri is dead, he can restore her to a near life-like condition! If you are interested in preserving Terri into eternity, please contact him at (414)479-0512.

2:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard that George Lucas used Terri in "Revenge of the Sith" to act as Jabba the Hutt. You can also see Terri starring in her Oscar nominated role in "Potato Bugs pt. II: Comatose Carnage"

2:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On the positive side-- since she isn't eating or drinking anything, there's less shit and piss for everyone to clean up.

2:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

omgwtfbbq? omgwtfbbq? omgwtfbbq? omgwtfbbq? omgwtfbbq? omgwtfbbq?

2:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lets start from the beginning ...

this isn't right ....

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4:27 PM  
Blogger 0 said...

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4:52 PM  
Blogger 0 said...

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4:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is kinda wierd... it's funny in a sick way. I'm sick of the far-right and the far left both using Terri to further advance their causes and I understand its annoying but can you think of less cruel ways to vent your fustration?
This website seems to be aggravating the situation. though the negghenghen stuff is funny, the comments about abusing her are not.

Saddly, most of her brain is gone, it has been liquified. She is a shell with no contents. :(

5:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please die

5:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Terry is a vegetable
She lives in a Hospital
I'd do most anything to keep her alive.

Remove her feeding tube
Fill her up with Astrolube
I'd do most anything to keep her alive.

My girl aint got no brain
But her lawyer's on the gravy train
Doing most anything to keep her alive.

15 years ago she slipped
Now they've stopped her IV drip
I'd do most anything to keep her alive.

I've got my mouth taped shut
With my dick stuffed up her butt
I'd do most anything to keep her alive.

Maybe she'll wake up and shout:
"Everyone stop freaking out!"
"Get me some vegetables to keep me alive!"

Till they start to treat her right
Terrie's on a hunger strike
I'd do most anything to keep her alive.

Terry's got some hope today
Balco's 'roids are on their way
I'd do most anything to keep her alive.

Some folks say I'm being mean
When I call her my "human bean."
I'd do most anything to keep her alive.

Does it really make me cruel
To lube my pecker with her drool?
I'd do most anything to keep her alive.

I hope to get in one more shag
Before they bring the body bag.
I'd do most anything to keep her alive.

She's so fun to masturbate
In her vegetative state.
I'd do most anything to keep her alive.

I just got to munch her rug
Once before they pull the plug.
I'd do most anything to keep her alive.

Tom Delay, he's got some gall-
He wants her as his blow-up doll.
I'd do most anything to keep her alive.

She was never more defiled
Than as Jeb Bush's poster child.
I'd do most anything to keep her alive.

Terry is a vegetable
She lives in a hospital
I'd do most anything to keep her alive.

5:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I read they gave her feeding tube to the Pope and now that it's been up his nose she doesn't want it back. Who canblame her -- have you seen his nose?

6:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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9:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

my two bits worth: terry is dead. she hasn't had any brain activity for 15 years. some of you talk about respect? well give her some REAL respect and let her die in peace like she should have done 15 years ago.

as far as the blog goes... wrong in so many ways, but funny. the comments? even worse, and many not funny. but hey, it's still a free country... for now... maybe... i think...

9:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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9:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look, do it this way to see if she's 'conscious':

put it up her ass and if she flinches, you know there's hope for reabilitation.

:O

10:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.terrisanaldesires.com

10:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMFG I cant believ how fucking immature and rude you people are!! How would you feel if your daughter was dying and you came on the internet and found a site like this I just cant believe it this is sickning its bad enough what they're doing to that poor woman just leave it alone.

10:59 PM  
Blogger streak said...

I don't know how many people will read this but here goes. I started this blog but for some reason Blogger isn't letting me update it. I think it might have to do with server problems but until it gets sorted out there won't be any updates. Anyway hope you enjoyed the site and if you didn't well then that's good for you. I hope someday you fall into a coma so I can make fun of you over the internet.

I don't know how many people will read this but here goes. I started this blog but for some reason Blogger isn't letting me update it. I think it might have to do with server problems but until it gets sorted out there won't be any updates. Anyway hope you enjoyed the site and if you didn't well then that's good for you. I hope someday you fall into a coma so I can make fun of you over the internet.

I don't know how many people will read this but here goes. I started this blog but for some reason Blogger isn't letting me update it. I think it might have to do with server problems but until it gets sorted out there won't be any updates. Anyway hope you enjoyed the site and if you didn't well then that's good for you. I hope someday you fall into a coma so I can make fun of you over the internet.

11:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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12:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.terrissphinctercam.com/live/

12:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Terri .... I .... I .... I see ... dead people Terri ...

12:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ngggnnaaahhaaahaaa ..... ptbbpbpb ... pbbbbbpttt...... aanggaahhhhh ....

*parp*


uuggghhnnnnn. ......

12:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First Ammendment Rights you fucking Communists. She can speak in tongues or fart the Star Spangled Banner IF!! she so chooses. Unless you people with a lack of humor can translate it..then translate THIS....UGGGGUHHHHUGHH. Translated.."Big Mac and Supersize it" Case Closed! Ha FUCKING Ha!! Good job with that "Human Interest Feeling".

1:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Terri,

Hi, I don't know if you remember me, my name is Arnold Schumacher. I went with you in high school. Remember me, I was the kid with all the zits on his face. Anyways, I heard that you had been divorced for a while now and I am too so I was wondering if we could get together sometime. Call me ok?

Arnold.

1:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*croak*

8:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

RIP....Terri

8:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh my god, i don't remember the last time i laughed so hard

9:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

im sorry....i couldnt help it...

10:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

cunt flaps

10:19 AM  
Blogger Ontario Emperor said...

It takes rare talent to reduce a complex legal, ethical, and moral issue to a tasteless, hilarious series of grunts.

10:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mmmm well....Imm just gay and am going to say I LOVE SCOTT (though it has totally nothing to do with this)

11:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AP
Pinellas Park, FL--In a tragic postscript to the death today of Terri Schiavo, Michael Schiavo, husband of the woman who was kept alive for 15 years in a vegetative state before having her feeding tube removed 12 days ago, was struck by a car shortly after he left his wife's deathbed.

Police say a Cadillac Escalade used to chauffer Rev. Pat "Just Tell Me When the Tape Is Rolling" Mahoney struck Schiavo as he was crossing the hospice parking lot, knocking him to the ground and causing devastating and irreperable brain damage. Doctors say that they may be able to keep Michael Schiavo alive using the same methods that sustained his wife's vital life functions for 15 years.
Since Schiavo is a widower, decisions regarding his care are now in the hands of his father-in-law, Bob Schindler.
Asked at a White House photo session to comment on today's ironic turn of events for the Florida family, President Bush said it was probably a good thing that Michael Schiavo was unaware of his circumstances.
"If he had any sense, he'd be as nervous as Dick Cheney in a room full of microwave ovens," the President said.
In a related matter, Florida Power and Light today announced a 1 percent rate hike to help low-income families cover the
cost of operating respirators, kidney machines and other life-support equipment. "We'd just hate to see someone take a dirt nap just because they couldn't pay their bill," said Felicity Testarosa, FP&L vice president of corporate indulgence.

12:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BRAINIAC

12:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a grotesque display of the insensitity of our world today. This woman suffered. Her family, on both sides, suffered. All of you who called her names, crudely commented on her sexuality, and even said you were going to rape her in your blogs, should be ashamed of yourselves and ask God to forgive you. You are disgusting and you should hope karma doesn't come back to bite you in the ass and land you in a wheelchair, coma, or a vegitative state like Terri. Maybe then you will learn to show some sensitivity. Shame on you.

1:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

shut up

2:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guys! Calm down. She's still warm and still available!

*slips on condom*

2:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pssssst...This just in...

We all die.

Heaven/Hell...

Doesn't matter. We still all die.

2:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Terri,

Are you with Obi Wan and Yoda now?

3:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard they're making a movie of this whole thing, it's going to be called "A weekend at Terri's"

3:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My ICQ List:

Joan Kennedy: Away
Pope: Away
Terri: Offline

:/

3:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think she's trying to say Niggah.

3:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Terri was a great inspiration to us all. She was encouraging and gave us hope. Why I remember when she said "unggghtthhnn..". It was very clear that we all learned from her wisdom.

And when she told us "pptthhnsspbpbp" and *parp*. How many of us had also felt that way? So let's all show our gratitude and remember her as we

*parp*

5:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Terri was a great inspiration to us all. She was encouraging and gave us hope. Why I remember when she said "unggghtthhnn..". It was very clear that we all learned from her wisdom.

And when she told us "pptthhnsspbpbp" and *parp*. How many of us had also felt that way? So let's all show our gratitude and remember her as we

*parp*

5:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How much was she worth in insurance money again?

5:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fock yo couch terri!

6:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.terrisrottingcorpse.com/live

6:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.terrissweetcoldass.com/live

6:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Terri's last entry.

__^__^__^__^___________________

7:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow, it amazes me to what we've come to today as human beings....

8:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jack Kevorkian should experiment on all of you. Please kill yourselves now, there are too many people on this earth as it is.

Hey, Michael Schiavo's single now...any takers?

8:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.territakesblackcock.com

8:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol

7:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Huh huh huh, seriously disabled women. huh huh huh.
nice in a way isn't it, that the poor little weedy geek kids who got bullied at school can gain empowerment through sinking to new depths. Hey kids, why not go raid grandads arsenal the night before school, then you can really be The Man.

7:47 AM  
Blogger streak said...

Ooooooh, you know I like it when you talk dirty. Just use some proper English next time.

11:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

too pooped to pope.

11:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shut up. *shakes bed* SHUT UP!

7:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would leave a username, but alas i dont have an account. This site is highly amusing, and I personally love all the people declaring how 'those that find humor in this will all burn in hell' as well as how they wish to do violent things to those making said funny comments. Now, is it my mistake, or is wanting to harm others making you bad little christians? The woman's dead, thank goodness (for god is dead too), so now on to hope the pope joins her. Seriously, when one has a liquified brain, what civil rights are then being taken away?

10:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would leave a username, but alas i dont have an account. This site is highly amusing, and I personally love all the people declaring how 'those that find humor in this will all burn in hell' as well as how they wish to do violent things to those making said funny comments. Now, is it my mistake, or is wanting to harm others making you bad little christians? The woman's dead, thank goodness (for god is dead too), so now on to hope the pope joins her. Seriously, when one has a liquified brain, what civil rights are then being taken away?

10:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would leave a username, but alas i dont have an account. This site is highly amusing, and I personally love all the people declaring how 'those that find humor in this will all burn in hell' as well as how they wish to do violent things to those making said funny comments. Now, is it my mistake, or is wanting to harm others making you bad little christians? The woman's dead, thank goodness (for god is dead too), so now on to hope the pope joins her. Seriously, when one has a liquified brain, what civil rights are then being taken away?

10:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

omgwtfbb Terri is SOOOOOOO HAWT!!! omg!

10:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

RetroDisease was here.

10:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nnahhhgaaaf sfuuuhhaaaa

4:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I get dibs on feasting on your flesh
...it's good to be the King.

I'm too sexy for my cloak,
The Witch-King of Angmar

6:02 PM  
Blogger streak said...

Wrong. I've been making fun of handicapped people all my life and I can still walk. None of that karma shit for me. Hahahahah, cripples.

8:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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The republican culture of life rings hollow.

11:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is horrible.


I love it!

To bad shes dead now. The comedy cannot go on.

11:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The whole thing was a circus event, why it captured the nation is anyone's guess, but blame the media - they show some pics of a young beautiful woman, cut to a scene of her drooling for a kiss (the one rare time her body reacted that way) and then cry out that she should remain alive.

People with nothing better to do pick up her cause, who didn't know her from a hole in the ground only a week prior. She also became a political prize to others, an even bigger shame.

This blog, as distateful as some of the comments have been, is in itself just a response to all the attention being generated.

I defend the concept to create the blog, and post whatver you want on it...it allows for comments free of backlash, that are wide open and completely uncensored opinions....for BOTH sides.

If there is a hell, it is only that mind trap that Terri was in for the past 15 years. It's a fact, she was beyond help, her brain was porridge.

Why people were fighting to keep someone in that state of existence is beyond me....that is shameful cruelty, not this blog.

She's gone now, and the public mass of opinion now looks for something else to defend.

Posting comments, choosing to fight for her to live, laughing or crying at this blog are all options for the living, there is no right or wrong...just our actions that define us to others that in turn judge those actions.

That said, Nguuuuh - is funny.

There is a sick humour in that which I'm sure hits alot of people...it's built into our nature to find laughter in any situation...to deny that is to lie about yourself - and nobody is above it. At one time or another we have laughed at someones misfortune, or been laughed at. It's a fact of life.

All crude variations of the above are what others still find funny, and some might not...but at least the scale is there for the living to react to.

Terri, you're gone - but at least you've briefly opened the eyes and minds of many people. You've been grieved over, laughed at, fought over and pawned over. You've been the subject of national debate, been the topic of the darker side of humour, and have had laws passed and refuted in your name. You've illicted so much reaction from everyone when literally have done nothing.

Cheers to you.

so...

Who's next?

8:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha, you died.

12:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seargent Stryker has a very good point... wait a second... Seargent Stryker isn't any less anonymous than "anonymous" ... it's great to know our country is in the hands of illiterate fucks like Stryker.

3:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

* shes.....

10:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've been wanting to ask you this for a long time... Will you have my babies?

5:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think what you did to your wife is cold hearted and mabe terry schiavos husbend should starve to death and be put away because he dont have the right to decide if somebody can live or die. he may be maried to her but that is something thgat any other husbend wouldnt do

10:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

other husbend wouldnt do ???????????? oh my small little crack user let me tell you what I would do… Maybe I wouldn’t starve the hoe to death …. Seems to me she done a good job at that all by her self ……. What I would have done is sold her vegetable ass to the circus and made me some money ….. or even better yet after she died and went to the big veggi garden in the sky I would have e-bayed her shit …… im sure some freak would have given some good money for a famous dead chicks panties ……. Then I would go out and buy me a high dollar prostitute and bang the living shit out of her on her parent’s front lawn …… Why would I have done this ..... not sure….. but I think it has something to do with me listening to rap music and playing Ghost Recon to much…..


lollololol other husbands wouldn’t do … lolololl

4:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe we should make sweet monkey love with her, a bag of salt, and and a feeding tube

8:28 AM  
Blogger jurassicpork said...

President who?

12:34 PM  
Blogger streak said...

dude watch it that one guy sounded like a BADASS

9:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is like a dirty joke that everyone knows they shouldn't be reading, but they can't stop reading it. Then at the end, you can't stop laughing, even though you feel this little twinge of underlying guilt.

Then you get over it.

I agree with others, though. We're all going to hell for this, but I'm loving every second of it.

10:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh man, I couldn't stop laughing my ass off! I found this on a motorcycle forum so it's spreading like wildfire! Haha!

I'm glad she's gone! Now I can watch more important stuff on the news like the brave men and women of our Armed Forces enforcing our human rights and rules abroad!
GOD BLESS THE USA!!!

2:02 PM  
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

nengggngguh

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