seriously, not using your feeding tube is the thing to do these days, especially among the popular click. rejection of the tube is the first step on a path to a slim, healthy physique.
Terri died 15 years ago. Keeping a corpse alive on life support isn't preserving or protecting life at all.
It's demeaning to force a person's heart to beat when their brain has been vaporized. (the cat scans prove this)
I can't believe her parents are so unwilling to let her go after 15 years of her being a vegetable. Are they afraid she won't go to their "heaven"? Maybe they should practice what they preach and put her life into gods hands where it belongs instead of trying to create a frankenstein via medical technology.
They call it murder to remove a device that keeps her alive. Meanwhile many of these hypocrites cheer when some guy on deathrow get gassed, or an insurgent in Iraq gets shot. Right to lifers have so little wisdom, and how they apply their system of morals and ethics doesn't seem to extend beyond other white christian americans.
Her husband is the true hero here. He loved her, and after fifteen years realized that she had to go. Technology isn't going to save her. The cells in her brain are iced. It's not like they are going to work after 15 years of no use.
The fact that this has gotten so much attention in the media is indicative of how undeveloped we are as a people.
The right to lifers claim that liberals like to kill people, but this is a logical fallacy. Removing a feeding tube is not killing anyone. If a person cannot sustain themselves by their own means after prolonged medical attention then they should be allowed to die like god intended for them.
These people are so afraid of death, and it's made plainly obvious by how they attempt to keep everything around them alive... everything that falls into their line that is...
In over night news, it has been reported that Terri Schiavo started to respond to stimuli last night.
During her nightly bath, one of the orderlies accidently brushed her nipple, elliciting a motor response from Terri. The orderly immediately told the doctor. On hearing this, the doctor felt it important enough to notify Michael Schiavo.
"I know we've tried everything Mr. Schiavo, but I think there may still be hope yet. One of our orderlies accidentally rubbed her nipple and got some sort of response from Terri. Perhaps if you tried something a little more stimulating we might be able to get her out of this terrible condition. I know this might be hard to hear, but if you'd give it a chance, maybe it could be the answer. Perhaps some oral sex could help her."
Sources say that despite initial misgivings, Mr Shiavo agreed that nothing else had worked so far, and it was worth a try.
Unfortunately, a couple of hours later, Mrs. Schiavo's cardiac monitor alarm was activated, causing doctors to rush to her bedside. Mr Schiavo is reported to have said "I think she choked."
To Terri's parents-- I know a good taxidermist that can help you----once Terri is dead, he can restore her to a near life-like condition! If you are interested in preserving Terri into eternity, please contact him at (414)479-0512.
I don't know how many people will read this but here goes. I started this blog but for some reason Blogger isn't letting me update it. I think it might have to do with server problems but until it gets sorted out there won't be any updates. Anyway hope you enjoyed the site and if you didn't well then that's good for you. I hope someday you fall into a coma so I can make fun of you over the internet.
I don't know how many people will read this but here goes. I started this blog but for some reason Blogger isn't letting me update it. I think it might have to do with server problems but until it gets sorted out there won't be any updates. Anyway hope you enjoyed the site and if you didn't well then that's good for you. I hope someday you fall into a coma so I can make fun of you over the internet.
I don't know how many people will read this but here goes. I started this blog but for some reason Blogger isn't letting me update it. I think it might have to do with server problems but until it gets sorted out there won't be any updates. Anyway hope you enjoyed the site and if you didn't well then that's good for you. I hope someday you fall into a coma so I can make fun of you over the internet.
this is wrong we should not make fun of the mentally retarded, they are on this earth for a purpose just like we are...but I felt no sympathy for her, while she was on this earth, because it was something that she did to herself, but I would have starved her to death.
Do you feel better now? Maybe it's a little presumptious of me...but, WHY are you reading this blog if you find it so offensive? You 'get off' on if...don't you?
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This is beautiful.
and what are you two whining about? if we can't laugh at retards, who CAN we laugh at?
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seriously, not using your feeding tube is the thing to do these days, especially among the popular click. rejection of the tube is the first step on a path to a slim, healthy physique.
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It’s always funny until it happens to a loved one in your family...
for someone that has gone thru something very similar to my mother, this is very offensive.
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Terri died 15 years ago. Keeping a corpse alive on life support isn't preserving or protecting life at all.
It's demeaning to force a person's heart to beat when their brain has been vaporized. (the cat scans prove this)
I can't believe her parents are so unwilling to let her go after 15 years of her being a vegetable. Are they afraid she won't go to their "heaven"? Maybe they should practice what they preach and put her life into gods hands where it belongs instead of trying to create a frankenstein via medical technology.
They call it murder to remove a device that keeps her alive. Meanwhile many of these hypocrites cheer when some guy on deathrow get gassed, or an insurgent in Iraq gets shot. Right to lifers have so little wisdom, and how they apply their system of morals and ethics doesn't seem to extend beyond other white christian americans.
Her husband is the true hero here. He loved her, and after fifteen years realized that she had to go. Technology isn't going to save her. The cells in her brain are iced. It's not like they are going to work after 15 years of no use.
The fact that this has gotten so much attention in the media is indicative of how undeveloped we are as a people.
The right to lifers claim that liberals like to kill people, but this is a logical fallacy. Removing a feeding tube is not killing anyone. If a person cannot sustain themselves by their own means after prolonged medical attention then they should be allowed to die like god intended for them.
These people are so afraid of death, and it's made plainly obvious by how they attempt to keep everything around them alive... everything that falls into their line that is...
In over night news, it has been reported that Terri Schiavo started to respond to stimuli last night.
During her nightly bath, one of the orderlies accidently brushed her nipple, elliciting a motor response from Terri. The orderly immediately told the doctor. On hearing this, the doctor felt it important enough to notify Michael Schiavo.
"I know we've tried everything Mr. Schiavo, but I think there may still be hope yet. One of our orderlies accidentally rubbed her nipple and got some sort of response from Terri. Perhaps if you tried something a little more stimulating we might be able to get her out of this terrible condition. I know this might be hard to hear, but if you'd give it a chance, maybe it could be the answer. Perhaps some oral sex could help her."
Sources say that despite initial misgivings, Mr Shiavo agreed that nothing else had worked so far, and it was worth a try.
Unfortunately, a couple of hours later, Mrs. Schiavo's cardiac monitor alarm was activated, causing doctors to rush to her bedside. Mr Schiavo is reported to have said "I think she choked."
hahaha this is the best fucking blog of them all :D
Scotsdave, where did you come up with that propaganda?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
In all honesty it was a joke (Originally about a woman in a car crash), that was easily doctored to fit the current situation.
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Certain times I find it sick. Other times, I find it humorous.
It makes me extremely angry and violent on certain days. On others, it makes me laugh out loud.
However, unlike Terri, I can express myself either way.
Guess that's what makes me alive.
High five, man. High fucking five. :)
I hope all of you hoping the rest of us burn in hell will rot in hell after you've fucked yourselves and your mothers. Terri is dead. Let it go!
Let's be honest here, if she can't swallow cum anymore, does she really need to be living?
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To Terri's parents--
I know a good taxidermist that can help you----once Terri is dead, he can restore her to a near life-like condition! If you are interested in preserving Terri into eternity, please contact him at (414)479-0512.
Too bad Johnnie Cochran died sure he could have found some (i)llegal way to get her feeding tube reinstered..lol
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I would dry hump the yeasty folds of flesh that she has accumulated over the years. I am in a mental ward now.
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I'm SO sick of hearing about the terri shaivo shit on the news. This was just what I needed to lighten the mood.
Thanks for the laugh "Terri"!!
I don't know how many people will read this but here goes. I started this blog but for some reason Blogger isn't letting me update it. I think it might have to do with server problems but until it gets sorted out there won't be any updates. Anyway hope you enjoyed the site and if you didn't well then that's good for you. I hope someday you fall into a coma so I can make fun of you over the internet.
I don't know how many people will read this but here goes. I started this blog but for some reason Blogger isn't letting me update it. I think it might have to do with server problems but until it gets sorted out there won't be any updates. Anyway hope you enjoyed the site and if you didn't well then that's good for you. I hope someday you fall into a coma so I can make fun of you over the internet.
I don't know how many people will read this but here goes. I started this blog but for some reason Blogger isn't letting me update it. I think it might have to do with server problems but until it gets sorted out there won't be any updates. Anyway hope you enjoyed the site and if you didn't well then that's good for you. I hope someday you fall into a coma so I can make fun of you over the internet.
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And now she is a martyr for the psychotic far-right. (( sigh ))
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Now that Terri has died, will we start the Michael Schiavo death watch?
im not dead im just put into a vegans lunch bag...
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this is wrong we should not make fun of the mentally retarded, they are on this earth for a purpose just like we are...but I felt no sympathy for her, while she was on this earth, because it was something that she did to herself, but I would have starved her to death.
Everybody dies. Either have some fun with it, or live a really sad life.
Terri Dided today
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ahhh this is so bad. i feel horrible but i find it really funny. brilliant idea.
I thought it was Goldberg
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Sad but appropriate.
Do you feel better now? Maybe it's a little presumptious of me...but, WHY are you reading this blog if you find it so offensive? You 'get off' on if...don't you?
this is friggen awesome, period.
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Oh man...this is the most discustingly hilarious thing I have ever seen.
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If Terry were an illegal alien on welfare they would keep her alive forever.
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It's still funny.
she's the new jean-jacques rousseau! you don't believe it. look at this wonderful statement to following themes:americanism, patriotism, war, stupidity of mass, michael jackson, endosymbiont theory, criminality, drugabuse, ...(to be continued!)
It's nice to see a realist.
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i feel your pain.
This is sick and demented. Whoever started this or thinks its funny has a special spot in hell.
terry schiavo is the new helen keller.
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