Sunday, February 20, 2005

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51 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

TERRI SCHIAVO IS A WITCH!!!

12:57 AM  
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11:55 AM  
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12:54 PM  
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8:23 PM  
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11:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In over night news, it has been reported that Terri Schiavo started to respond to stimuli last night.

During her nightly bath, one of the orderlies accidently brushed her nipple, elliciting a motor response from Terri. The orderly immediately told the doctor. On hearing this, the doctor felt it important enough to notify Michael Schiavo.

"I know we've tried everything Mr. Schiavo, but I think there may still be hope yet. One of our orderlies accidentally rubbed her nipple and got some sort of response from Terri. Perhaps if you tried something a little more stimulating we might be able to get her out of this terrible condition. I know this might be hard to hear, but if you'd give it a chance, maybe it could be the answer. Perhaps some oral sex could help her."

Sources say that despite initial misgivings, Mr Shiavo agreed that nothing else had worked so far, and it was worth a try.

Unfortunately, a couple of hours later, Mrs. Schiavo's cardiac monitor alarm was activated, causing doctors to rush to her bedside. Mr Schiavo is reported to have said "I think she choked."

1:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come on!
Get a life yourselfs!
Making a blog about this serious thing?

Aaaah,sick!
Real sick it is...

(but kind a funny anyway...)

5:24 AM  
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4:59 PM  
Blogger elendil said...

Oh my God, you're going to hell. And so am I probably, considering that I laughed.

Wow. If that was my spouse, I'd strangle the Republicans for doing this to her. They've turned her into a sick joke, all for political gain. Does dignity mean anything to them? I guess these are the same people who only believe in human rights and the sanctity of life when they can use it to get stupid Christians to vote for them.

5:07 PM  
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9:58 PM  
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

In a recent development in Florida, the vegetative Terri Shiavo muttered the following utterance to an attorney present at her bedside:

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Dagon finds it rather ironic, not to mention highly comical, that armies of religious picketers are fighting to feed a woman who caused her own massive brain loss by binging and purging. That's right, Terri, just look at all the weight you've gained in the last 15 years of us CURING YOUR BULIMIA.

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9:46 PM  
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11:01 PM  
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I don't know how many people will read this but here goes. I started this blog but for some reason Blogger isn't letting me update it. I think it might have to do with server problems but until it gets sorted out there won't be any updates. Anyway hope you enjoyed the site and if you didn't well then that's good for you. I hope someday you fall into a coma so I can make fun of you over the internet.

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11:36 PM  
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4:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i really think the feeding tube should have been removed. but this is really mean.

2:45 AM  
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11:46 AM  
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Very insensitive, but very entertaining. I hope that if I'm in the same position one day, people laugh at it.

11:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

George W. Bush signed a law in Texas that expressly gave hospitals the right to remove life support if the patient could not pay and there was no hope of revival, regardless of the patient's family's wishes. It is called the Texas Futile Care Law. Under this law, a baby was removed from life support against his mother's wishes in Texas just this week. A 68 year old man was given a temporary reprieve by the Texas courts just yesterday.

Those of us who read liberal blogs are also aware that Republicans have voted en masse to pull the plug (no pun intended) on medicaid funding that pays for the kind of care that someone like Terry Schiavo and many others who are not so severely brain damaged need all across this country.

Those of us who read liberal blogs also understand that that the tort reform that is being contemplated by the Republican congress would preclude malpractice claims like that which has paid for Terry Schiavo's care thus far.

Those of us who read liberal blogs are aware that the bankruptcy bill will make it even more difficult for families who suffer a catastrophic illness like Terry Schiavo's because they will not be able to declare chapter 7 bankruptcy and get a fresh start when the gargantuan medical bills become overwhelming.

11:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well i think its could she didnt wake up becuase she woulda just od'd on metba life a puked herself to death after lookin at herself in the mirror

7:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who in the hell is terry schiavo?

7:59 PM  
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1:35 PM  
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Terri Schiavo could see this blog she would throw up. The woman spent her whole life as a shy girl who was consciencious about her weight and hid behind others. It doesn't matter who's doing it; exploitation is exploitation. You are right up there with Randall Terry and Frank Pavone and all the others who nosed their way into the Florida Hospice and made claims about Terri's condition that were not supported by any legitimate doctors. Those men got 100's of calls from news outlets because of Terri's case, and since have gotten more publicity than they know what to do with, simply because they jumped on the bandwagon and used the case for their own selfish wants and needs. The Religious Right is not a movement; they are an industry that makes millions of dollars every fiscal year, telling people that they will change the world if they're given $50 every month until who-knows-when. At the time of this case they fought each other for time infront of the CNN and Fox News cameras. That makes me sick how hundreds of people (especially supposed men and women of God) could care about the life of one woman when thousands of people starve to death every single day.
Let's face it; Terri Schiavo was damaged beyond repair. She had been through therapy, no matter how successful her parents claim it was, and it did nothing to improve her condition. She was, quite frankly, just another barely alive human being who would spend the rest of her life bed-ridden without any consciousness as to what was going on around her. She couldn't do anything for herself. The woman was a pathetic creature only bound to this meaningless life of hers because her parents couldn't bare to let go of her. We have to realize that we all face tragedy in our lives, but we always have to continue on without the lost ones whom we loved. The Schindlers are cowards, for they could not do that. Their fear of losing her was greater than their respect for their daughter's own wishes. The only reason why the public did not see that is because the Schindlers spent every second of theirs begging people for undeserved sympathy. Once they recruited the who's who in the right-to-life movement to be their allies their public image only became more appealing. Why anyone would want men and women who are borderline terrorists to become their spokespeople is beyond me. President Bush cut a vacation short so he could sign emergency Terri legislation, and yet years before he prolonged a vacation right as he was getting warnings from the FBI that the USA was potentially under attack from foreign terror groups. This should be appauling to anyone with any common sense. I hope the American people can learn a lot from this case. Michael Schiavo is not a killer in my mind but rather an angel of mercy who was viciously matyred by the pro-life movement. He represents someone who has the will to say "No!" to The Man when The Man isn't just. I wish Mr. Schiavo luck on his campaign to get rid of these nosy politicians. Tom DeLay and Bill Frist have taught me that the Republican Party is, indeed, the party of privacy until it comes time to make the most heart-breaking decision of your life. I wish good luck to everyone in the years ahead.

3:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I find it a little disturbing that God-Fearing Christians (evidenced by their use of the phrase go to Hell) are less than 30 words later asking for someone to be haunted to death by Terri's spirit.

Anyone else see the slight ambiguity of believing in Hell (regardless of the religion you adhere to) and then denying Terri her place in whatever afterlife they believe she was bound for?

Mind you, judging from some of the comments I am expecting FAR too much of a purile and intellectually stunted majority.

Just please, nobody kill THEM. They'd only befoul whatever afterlife they went on to. Oh and wishing for someone's death? Hardly very Christian is it? Leave the judgement to God, since you believe that is what he/she will be doing come the end of the world. And you are woefully underqualified for THAT job.

A rather irritated agnostic (look it up, you know you need to)

12:14 PM  
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7:59 PM  
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

What makes the Untied States such a failure?

1. You fight smaller nations and lose, because you plan too little, you're arrogant, and you rely too much on hardware. (Expensive toys, basically.)

2. You elect politicians who are corrupt, stupid, crazy, and devilishly greedy. Who wants leaders who benefit from the wars they start?

3. You let your kids get obese, illiterate, and criminal. Why hire Earl if Javeed does it cheaper, quicker and better?

4. You waste money on the War On Drugs. Why not waste the money on lighting up a fatty instead?

5. You put way too much trust in corporations who'd steal from you if they get the opportunity to. Why trust companies when you don't trust the government (exception being colour-coded warnings, of course)? Don't let McDonald's or Disney raise your kid.

6. Your media and your government teach you to fear and obey. Will you listen? Those who shout the loudest aren't necessarily those who are the most honest.

7. You think everything can be solved with guns and bombs. Try that with a forest fire!

8. You let religious zealotry and ignorance dictate what you teach your kids. You really want your scientists to believe more in Adam and Eve than in the scientific processing of information?

9. You focus way too much on outer enemies, when there are plenty of enemies living in your own country. Look to the White House, or in the nearest gangster hood.

10. You think the world owes you something, even though you in reality owe foreign banks trillions of dollars and an apology for Iraq. Calm down already, you're one out of 193 nations.

11. You support Israel, an apartheid state, at any cost, while you condemn Cuba for being communist and don't care if China is. Logical? By the way, I wonder how much your trade deficit is with China in 2007. Your foreign policy gives everyone mixed signals, until it's war time of course.

12. If you stopped seeing the world as your private chess board and stopped trying to form the world in your image - as if you were gods - you might get more positive responses.

13. What is it with you that makes you think everyone is worse off than the US, or that everyone wants to live there? Do you really need that to feel good about yourself, because you can hardly feed your family, or you are sick and you can't get your treatment covered, or your kid, friend, or spouse is in Iraq?

14. You carpet bomb Afghanistan, one of the poorest countries in the world to kill bin Laden, yet he is not wanted on the FBI list for the attacks in NY 2001 because you cant find any solid evidence which links bin Laden to WTC.
How can you carpet bomb and miss?

16. Guns dont kill people, Americans do. If you guys absolutely must kill people would be nice if you guys would do it in your own country and not on the other side of the world.

17. How many acts of terrorism have the US done to other countries in the past 100 years when they finally get a taste of their own medicine on 9/11/2001? They wage a war on terrorism, and then support Israeli state terrorism even more. Good logic.

18. Can you sue me and send me to Gitmo for spitting on the American flag?

19. You are so hell bent on spreading democracy in the Middle east when you support dictatorships in other Middle East countries (Saudi Arabia, Yemen) and have overthrown democracies in Latin America (Arbenz) and in Iran (Mossadegh) in the past. What do Americans mean when they talk democracy and freedom?

20. Your leaders refuse to sign the Kyoto Protocol and think about Global Warming when over 90% of scientists agree on it?

23. Why did the USA walk out in the UN conference on racism in 2001, a conference consisting of other 163 countries if your nation is so "free"?

24. Did you ever stop the Domino Effect? If so, how come Vietnam today is still communist?

25. How can you demand Iran not to have any nukes when you have more nukes than any other country and are the only country to have ever used them against a civilian population? Wouldn't it be better if every country but the USA came with remarks about nukes?

26. You supported Pinochet, a brutal fascist and one of the worst dictators in history, in Chile but not Allende who was democratic elected.

27. Why are you so concerned with religious fundamentalists in the Muslim world terrorizing people based on the Qu'ran when you elect religious fundamentalists into your government who insist on terrorizing people based on what's written in the Bible? Your politicians know the Bible says Jerusalem belongs to the Jews, so allowing Israel to force the Arabs who were born there to leave and slaughtering them if they don't is a morally righteous thing to do.

28. You funded terrorists during the Cold War to combat communism all while doing business with Red China at the same time. Is communism/socialism good for the Chinese but bad for the Afghans and Nicaraguans?

29. You shunned all relations with Iran after the hostage crisis and are thinking about bombing the place, yet you keep buying Iranian oil, thus helping them fund their nuclear program.

30. Your politicians will do anything in their power to stop an 18-year old from aborting her fetus, yet you don't mind creating a deficit which will cause that baby's generation to pay trillions of dollars in taxes.

31. You think if the UN doesn't agree with you, the problem must be the UN and not your proposal.

32. You go to war with Iraq on the excuse that Saddam Hussein was killing his own people, yet you support China which persecutes almost anyone, including Christians and capitalists, and Putin in Russia, who is practically a Soviet dictator. You also have a habit of ignoring genocide in Africa, like Darfur and Rwanda.

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