Friday, March 25, 2005




Anonymous The_Tard_Whisperer said...

What's that? Yes, I know, we all think Randall Terry is a sanctinomious gasbag.

5:48 PM  
Anonymous The_Tard_Whisperer said...

What's that? Yes, I know, we all think Randall Terry is a sanctinomious gasbag.

5:49 PM  
Blogger The_Tard_Whisperer said...

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5:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shameful. I hope it makes you feel better about yourself. God willing you will NOT be in her shape in the future. Then this wouldn't be so funny to you and your family.

6:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you want....YOU WANT TO LIVE?!!

6:49 PM  
Anonymous Terri said...


6:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh Terri.

If only your fate were decided by your husband.

I beleive the bible said something about a child leaving its parents to cleave to its spouse...

Your parents/brother/Congress has no right to say whether you live or die.

I don't know if you can even call that living.

Nnnnnguh indeed, Terri. Nnnnnguh indeed.

7:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahahaha this is fucking awesome. Kudos to the creator of this page.

Oh, and while I'm here, might as well spam this:

7:14 PM  
Anonymous Common sense said...

I'm so fucking sick of seeing your face everywhere I look. I can't stand hearing your name every time I turn the TV on. There was probably a time when I might have given a shit about who you are but that time is long gone. Now I just wish you would die so the world can move on and shut the fuck up.

Yes, Terri Schiavo, I'm talking to you. I don't really know why I am, though. I mean, you're just a lump of flesh with a name by now. The only thing that keeps you on the front page rather than the obituaries page is the fact that your heart is still beating. I bet if you could talk (or blink Morse code) you'd tell everyone to shut their whiny mouths and let you die properly. None of this half-dead half-alive shit. You must want to climb into your big spacious coffin by now and relax.

But you can't. Your parents aren't going to let you go that easy. They'd much rather ensure that the rest of your life consists of staring at the opposite wall of your hospital room. They say you're now down to your last hours and something has to be done immediately. Well I've got news for them: Your "last hours" have already been prolonged to about fifteen years.

Let's talk about that for a while. Try spending ten straight minutes doing absolutely nothing but what your body does involuntarily. No talking, no moving, no smiling, no laughing, no crying, no scratching yourself, no turning your head to change the view. You can blink, but that's pushing it and you should consider yourself lucky.

Now, do it for FIFTEEN YEARS. Yeah. That's what I thought.

If I was your husband I'd get you secretly stuffed and leave the country. Your parents probably wouldn't notice a difference for at least a week. That'd give me plenty of time to get far, far away from them and anybody who thinks you're going to recover from a fifteen year coma that's left a big puddle of spinal fluid where your cerebral cortex should be. Far away from anybody who thinks you're anything more than a poster child for euthanasia. And far, FAR away from the shithead who decided that starving someone to death is better way to euthanize someone than a quick and relatively painless prick in the arm.

But, then again, there might not be anywhere far enough on this planet. I'd probably have to invest millions into getting myself launched into space where I can finally get away from all those people. And you know what, Terri? I don't have millions of dollars. So just fucking die already.

7:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hhuuuuuu nnnnnuunuunnnnnnn

7:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would you just hurry up and die already? We're missing out on important Jackson trial news!

9:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha. I hope whoever started this gets shot.

In other words...


9:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

infact, you don't deserve a quick death. You deserve a slow, painful death for mocking a such situation.

Fucking prick.

9:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You deserve to be turned into a vegetable — and I mean a literal one. Like a carrot. Or lettuce. Or a tomato... wait, that's a fruit. Crap.

10:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Btw, I meant the author of this blog. Not Terri.

10:07 PM  
Anonymous maus said...

Hey I thought you guys were all for keeping Terri's lifeless husk alive, not having it shot or left to a slow, painful death.

Seriously, what is it with pro-life, pro-violence folks? I just don't get it.

And right on, Terri. nnnnguh. Nnnn. Guh.

10:08 PM  
Blogger Libby said...



10:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


10:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I pray to the Lord Jesus Christ that Southpark creates a satire of Terri's situation.

10:31 PM  
Anonymous SCAPEGOAT said...



10:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know South Park wouldn't even have to satire this shit. They could do a complete recreation of every single event and quote and it would probably be the fucking best episode ever.

10:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


10:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i do believe this is HEEEEEELARIOUS

10:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All these people who want you to die a horrible painful death for something so trivial as a joke on the internet are hilarious. Primarily because they don't have the conviciton to even provide an alias.

10:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not to mention the irony of saying someone should be murdered because that person... said somebody who is less than a person should be murdered (if that's what you want to call it).

11:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll save you! *brings food and water*

11:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Better bring a tube while you're at it cuz that bitch ain't swallowing the shit.

Oh, wait.

11:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In light of all these horrible events that have befallen the Schiavo family, I have decided to be greatly generous and send Terri's family a basket full of vegetables. :) MERRY CHRISTMAS.

11:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is the fucking funniest thing I've ever seen.

love, the SA forums

11:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

then feel proud that the guy who made it is a goon

11:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She winked as she asked for a different kind of feeding tube. Happy to oblige, my zipper made a familiar sound that made Terri's face light up with joy. Spreading her drool liberally on my chest, I gazed upon her heaving breasts and as there was no longer a feeding tube that would hinder the removal of her shirt, it was haphazardly flung in the nearest empty chair facing us.

I guided her hands to my beanbags of love, where her intermittent squeezing didn't bother me too much. Laying completely on her now, I pressed her flesh balloons together where a meek gurgling of delight escaped from her lips. My cockmeat was straining against her panties now, as her back arched slightly in preperation for the Senate pigeonholing I was about to give her.

"NnnNNUGH!" she cried out as my living will entered hers. Her shaking hands tussled my hair like Michael J Fox, the bedpan underneath quivering with our indomitable thrusts. Her breathing skipped a beat, as beads of sticky sweat appeared over brow. Deftly turning her on her back, my hands grabbed her supple sides. She could live for another couple weeks, I'd imagine.

After what felt like many hours riding the short bus, my climax was building up like a court case. I left incriminating evidence everywhere. The verdict was in, out, in. Our passionate tryst had drawn to a close, much like the curtains. I waved a tearful goodbye as the wails reverberated throughout the white corridors.

I needed a glass of water after that, one that would never be forgotten. I took a sip, and said goodnight one last time.

1:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sweet Jesus Christ Nailed on a Cross. This is hilarious.

4:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ray Charles and Terri sing a duet!

7:10 AM  
Anonymous God of Regrets said...

/b/ has come to a consensus that this blog is funny. Do the Schiavo!

7:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Terri! Fox News is behind you 100%! And they're always right! Whooo, Fox News, yeah! Oh SPLOOGING

12:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm. Hold on. I can understand vegetabletalk. She seems to be saying: "WTF is wrong with you all, I'm not dead, save me you fucking idiots!". It's extremely hard to tell though with my limited understanding of vegetabletalk

4:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the fuck?

4:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


5:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ahahaahaha, oh the hilarity.

5:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is absolutely fantastic.

6:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You blaspheming communist dethocrats! I know (because god talks to me!) that you will burn in an eternal and fiery hell for this! Terri Schiavo IS Jesus, my savior! HE has come back to the land of the living to cleanse the world of your sins and send you to hell. And when all of you burn ill be up there in heaven with J and all his cronies, laughing at your fried asses! And this will all happen on April Fools.

7:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are so going to hell. but it's okay, because i'll see you there. hilarious.

8:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


In the mean time, just sit back and drool.

11:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is so fucking funny
I feel bad, but ahahahaha I can't stand it

12:24 AM  
Anonymous James said...

Haha, thanks for this. But seriously I hope that this is over soon, for America's sake. We've messed enough up already and need to be able to get over something like this years faster. Sad.

1:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


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Anonymous Anonymous said...


1:54 AM  
Blogger Jason said...

Man, I'm trying hard not to laugh here and...losing badly. People need to get a sense of humor. Letterman or Leno would probably make a joke like this and guess what? People would laugh!

3:29 AM  
Anonymous StarStorm said...

Unbelievably nasty. But still funny. You are my hero.

It's time to let go.

3:36 AM  
Blogger Michael Schiavo said...

4:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cheers to the creator of this blog. The whole country's gone insane over this private family matter, the government is about to go into Constitutional crisis if they don't take a chill pill. We needed a little mocking to put it back into perspective, and to tell us all to fucking RELAX, already.

7:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


10:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What'd you say? Timmy fell down the well? D:

10:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nasty, but funny.

12:37 PM  
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2:02 PM  
Anonymous Shang Tsung said...

FINISH HER! *dun-dun-DUN* ........ urrrghhllu! FRIENDSHIP! FRIENDSHIP! Again?

2:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL. Funny.

2:41 PM  
Anonymous God said...

This is funny.

2:43 PM  
Anonymous Steven Hawking said...

I'd hit it.

2:52 PM  
Anonymous Kobe Bryant said...

She can't say no. So it won't count as rape... hmmmmmmm...

2:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

aaaaaaaah wahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

3:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You sick motherfuckers. The flames of hell are being stoked right now in anticipation of the arrival of you fat, cock sucking queerball aids riddn shit bag Liberals.
You think it's funny making fun of Terri? Let's make fun of you fuck heads. Doesn't it suck when you are out in the forest sucking a rabbits dick hoping the forest survives so your beastiality can have a place to vent, and a christian comes by and kicks you in your fat fuck'n liberal head! Yeah, we prolife/pro violence people are supporting Terri. If you don't like your piece of shit propoganda station 'CNN' spending so much time on Terri, too fuck'n bad. Remember I am a Pro-Life/Pro-Violence Christian, if you ever need someone to pray for you while they are feeding you your fucking scrodem just speak up, you
anti-American FUCK"N FAGGOTS!

WHEW !! Now that I got that off my chest, I can go read Drudge and see how many Terrorists were killed tring to be the Liberal's heros.

4:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leftists and Liberals just Looove to terminate "defective" people.

Liberalism is a mental illness. A defect. By their example, we should begin euthenizing Leftists.

4:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"By their example, we should begin euthenizing Leftists."

Nobody's going to take anything you say into consideration if you're so irrational.

Of course liberalism isn't a mental illness, and neither is conservatism (even though sometimes I think they're blinded by their faith).

I'm a liberal but I'm not saying YOU deserve to be euthenized, or that you're mentally ill.

It's cruel to keep someone alive under such torturous circumstances. I can't see anything bad coming out of killing her.

And looking at it from a spiritual standpoint, if I must stoop to such a ridiculous level, why would you want to keep her soul trapped inside of a vegetable body for the next 30 years? Why not let her pass over in peace?

4:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Terry Schiavo is going to SUCK NIGGER COCKS IN HELL!

5:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

does your husband still have his foreskin

6:13 PM  
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6:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


6:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

reading all this i dont know whether i should laugh or be angry. this page is hilarious yet disturbing.

i dont think that america should be so involved with this family's personal life. but then again this is american and americans just LOVE anything sick, violent, or just plain immoral like letting someone starve to death or making fun of someone stuck in a coma

6:44 PM  
Anonymous goa[aj2 said...

Funny as hell dude, keep it up :D

6:49 PM  
Blogger Keith said...

this blog is the second coming of jesus christ!

6:49 PM  
Anonymous nephesh said...

agreed! you died 15 years ago.

6:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know I'm going to hell, but I won't be alone. All the religious wackos claiming that they know what God wants done with vegetables will accompany me there.

7:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


8:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the internet is serious business

9:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow everyone right in here are cockbites

9:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nrrggah, blarrrrgggg, zzzkzklkf;lkj;kljkl

9:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


9:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't get all of these pro-life conservative fucking morons. They want to keep this poor lady alive and yet they support the death penalty. Yes, a person committed a fuckin crime but that person is still alive! Doesn't Jesus say for you to forgive? You can't forgive someone for doing a crime and you fry their ass? I don't get all you fucking walking contradictions! You also support anti-abortion. The problem is, as soon as that child can walk you support all the legislation preventing that child from having a successful, prosperous, and educational life. So, this if for you Republicans, take one of your nice shiny guns, stick it in your mouth, and pull the big fucking trigger. Do us all a favor!

10:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10:32 PM  
Anonymous fnord said...

The only fucked up thing that isn’t going to happen is Terri and the mistress bitch-slapping each other on the Jerry Springer show. If South Park does a parody, perhaps the parents could have a designated bitch-slapper confront the mistress.

11:20 PM  
Anonymous Joelle said...

I personally believe that this woman has been put through enough. She's in a vegitative state with little or no chance of recovery! What parent would want there child to live out the rest of there life staring at a wall and blinking? Laughing and making eye contact at you is not what I call "alive." As for the media and government taking a (huge) interest in this story... well I'll be honest. I'm sick and tired of turning on the news, reading the paper, going to and hearing on the radio about this woman and the "fight to save her life." What life? She experiences nothing! For the past 15 years she's been in a hospital room doing absolutely nothing! As for everyone who insists pinning all this on her husband. He's been the best husband he can under the circumstances! Either way.. just let this poor woman die in peace. I'm sure there will be a huge funeral/vigil for her after she's dies but hopefully within the next three weeks I can finally gain back my sanity and not hear her name every hour!

2:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone want some survey software? or some segmented tools? I could analyze the results with some of the best segmented tools on the planet!

BTW, your hot!

- The webster

3:38 AM  
Anonymous Randall Terry said...

I will get my gay homosexual son to infect you all with aids

5:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fucking genius. ngggggggghhhhhhhhh

8:03 AM  
Anonymous moped avenger said...

"Anonymous said...
Leftists and Liberals just Looove to terminate "defective" people.

Liberalism is a mental illness. A defect. By their example, we should begin euthenizing Leftists."

That's a wonderful grasp of the Culture of Life you have there, dipshit.

9:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


10:13 AM  
Blogger MrPunk2u said...

Hey Terri,

I made a movie about you if you want to post it!

11:07 AM  
Blogger mo said...

Whoever said South Park is should do a satire on this doesn't know that Trey and Matt went from libertarian to republican after 2004 elections (it seems). If anything they're probably going to make fun of all the people who are making fun of Terry Shiavo.

12:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn funny. I posted it on I Hate My Cubicle!!!


12:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Terri, you are an inspiration to incapactiated, 99% brain-dead people everywhere. Or at least you would be if they knew you existed. Or had any higher brain function, etc.

1:15 PM  
Anonymous Gear-lad said...


2:56 PM  
Anonymous Bob Schindler said...

YES, YES, you see, today my daughter just said she loves me very much and she wants to live and does not want her feeding tube removed! She also smiled twice and waved goodbye when we were leaving. How come you want to KILL HER?!?

3:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i hope one day she smacks you in the face and you blog that!!!!

4:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope that someday you realize you're retarded and that the amazing news-whoring vegetable woman will be dead in a few days.

5:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


5:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fucktarded site

5:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I dont know if I should laugh or be mad at this blog... All I can say is it looks like people actually thing this is her blog.

5:40 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

While I take offense to the "DIE TERRY SUCK MY FAT COCK AS I SUFFOCATE YOU WITH IT" posts, I have to admit, this site is making me cry with laughter, I mean, c'mon:


Is quite possibly the funniest post ever made on blogger.

6:01 PM  
Blogger Susie_Princess said...

if you can laugh at this then you can laugh at anything...

7:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

daaaaahurrrrr do u think she likes eating vegtibles anymore since she has become one? they are part of her family!! this site is funny as fuck!! i am rolling with laughter!! some1 should put terri's hand in hot water and see if she wets herself!! or put shaving cream in her hand and tickle her face, or put laxitives in her feeding tube and laugh as she shits up a storm!! some1 get the permenant mark and we will draw a penis on her face!! ok i am going to hell but at least i had some fun!!

7:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7:39 PM  
Anonymous The Sheriff said...

Whats that Terri... Timmy fell down the well you say.

10:12 PM  
Anonymous mkart64 said...

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10:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Share your Love Across Borders

11:15 PM  
Anonymous Mikers said...

Yes, I know Terri.

Don't worry about the people outside. They'll be back to bombing abortion clinics, railing against homosexual cartoon characters in no time.

11:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Terry for President !!!!!!!!!!

12:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh my god this is funny shit!

You're all a bunch of fools. The creator of this blog is laughing at everyone who's making a big deal about this woman's life. LIving isn't in a bed, with a tube down your nose mumbling. Most people are hypocrites saying they're good christian folk and she shoudl live. If you're good christians do this woman a favor and help her on her way back home to her creator. Or are you lot all afraid of dying that much.

This is some truly funny shit.

Aaaaaaargggggh nuuuuuughhhh

12:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



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Anonymous IjonTichy said...


1:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I see how you might find this fuuny. But I just would like you to think about it if was your mother or someone close to you. There was a time when I would have laugh my butt of at something like this. Just think about it. Funny, bad timing.

1:41 AM  
Anonymous Scotsdave said...

In over night news, it has been reported that Terri Schiavo started to respond to stimuli last night.

During her nightly bath, one of the orderlies accidently brushed her nipple, elliciting a motor response from Terri. The orderly immediately told the doctor. On hearing this, the doctor felt it important enough to notify Michael Schiavo.

"I know we've tried everything Mr. Schiavo, but I think there may still be hope yet. One of our orderlies accidentally rubbed her nipple and got some sort of response from Terri. Perhaps if you tried something a little more stimulating we might be able to get her out of this terrible condition. I know this might be hard to hear, but if you'd give it a chance, maybe it could be the answer. Perhaps some oral sex could help her."

Sources say that despite initial misgivings, Mr Shiavo agreed that nothing else had worked so far, and it was worth a try.

Unfortunately, a couple of hours later, Mrs. Schiavo's cardiac monitor alarm was activated, causing doctors to rush to her bedside. Mr Schiavo is reported to have said "I think she choked."

1:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


3:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

terri, i feel your pain.

let me look up the translation in google... just a minute

"rrrrrrrrrrrmmmmm aaaaaaaaaaughh uuuuuhhh neeereerr."

5:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA This blog rules. Finally someone who isn't acting like they give two shits about Terri Schiavo. A plus.

5:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hah! We are all going to hell. Luckly I don't believe in hell.

5:29 AM  
Anonymous crumpet said...

They should connect the other end of the feeding tube to her ass, then everyone's problems are solved: pro-lifers can take solace in knowing she is alive, and the opposites don't have to take responsibility for her anymore. You've already been humane enough to let her live a shitty existance for the past 15 years, hell, why not go all the way? All that matters is that she's still alive, right?

5:46 AM  
Blogger Rexx said...

This is brilliant. But everyone knows these entries are just pasted from the lyrics of Sean Paul songs.

6:16 AM  
Anonymous Seventogo said...

What a bunch of losers.

You all seriously need to get real lives and then maybe you wouldn't find joy in the suffering of another.

Shame on your dumb selves.

7:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


8:30 AM  
Anonymous willy_jack said...

When she dies will they tour her body around the country like they did Reagan??

I actually hope they run her and Ronny Reagan in 2008.

I think the Republicans stand a chance if they do that.

The don't know your there tickiet in 08, people.

We gotta stop those liberal commie bastards.

9:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF is wrong with you people?????!!!!! I understand one's right to die, and another's right right to live, but it's no laughing matter, death comes to us all eventually, sooner or later, why stare it in the face and laugh at it at the expense of others, what goes around, comes around.


10:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF is wrong with you people?????!!!!! I understand one's right to die, and another's right right to live, but it's no laughing matter, death comes to us all eventually, sooner or later, why stare it in the face and laugh at it at the expense of others, what goes around, comes around.


10:42 AM  
Anonymous SpaceJesus said...

someone help, for god's sake my penis is stuck in this damn woman's feeding tube again.

11:02 AM  
Anonymous SpaceJesus said...

someone help, for god's sake my penis is stuck in this damn woman's feeding tube again.

11:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BAHAHHAHA this is great

12:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


12:29 PM  
Blogger THE HAnD said...

visit my blog at for more Terri FUN!!

1:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet Terri is actually not mentally retarded. She's just attention deprived cuz her husband got a bitch on the side. Right before she dies she's gonna say "Just kidding guys! Oh and Michael - Fuck you. I'll see you in hell."

1:33 PM  
Anonymous yawgm8th said...

heh... the people who are anti-'this page' seem to be making fun of themselves just by making their idle threats public. In my opinion, this blog is harmless fun being poked more towards the government and too-religious folk and not towards the family of Terri. Oh and for the record, I vote to pull the plug. My reason: a large percent of her brain is liquefied! Brain cells don't grow back. She is unrecoverable.

1:45 PM  
Anonymous hehehe said...

Hey, am I the one who think she is sexy? A woman that can't speak, can't waste my money, never talk to her parents and never have headache... could be better? Besides, she is always in bed and that mouth can be really usefull without a tube...

2:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whichever retarded jackass posted the comment about going to drudge and reading how many terrorists 'we' killed, needs to reevaluate shit. I'm pretty sure you don't have the time or ability to log on a blog like this when you're in Iraq fighting wars for your country. You have the nerve to insult the comic genius (albeit sick, and slightly disturbed) behind this post? Get real. Seriously. Get real.

Oh and as for the topic of the post, at this point I just want Schiavo's name and face off tv. It did prompt me however; to warn my parents; that if they ever put me on cnn in such a capacity and I actually CAME TO from it, I'd have to kill them after I found out.

Her parents already stated that EVEN IF SHE HAD filled out a living will they'd fight it to the death.

The husband is a braying jackass wanting another family and what money her death will bring him.

Personally, you can't win for losing, so comical satire is the best out.

3:52 PM  
Anonymous dave said...

Woah, exposed emotions going on here! To the "people" who are bitching and complaining about the "people" who are insulting and intolerant: get a life.

To the insensitive ones, Pile it Higher and Deeper.

To anyone with a brain: you *really* don't need to be told that she died a LONG TIME AGO in a GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY.

What is tragic is that you don't see people with Alzheimer's speaking out...

5:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She doesn't have a tube in her mouth you stupid fucks. A feeding tube goes in your sides and fills your tummy.

Learn some shit before you dish it out.

7:32 PM  
Anonymous cattymcfatty said...

See now, the problem with most liberals is that they attack the conservatives for being close-minded, and then don't ever listen to a word a conservative says. Come on, people, you know it's true.
Not that I'm pro-life or anything...I'm a liberal guy, but some 'liberals' just jump on the bandwagon and randomly pretend that they're 'cultured' and 'open-minded' when really they're just as bad as the others that they claim are evil bastards.
In conclusion, my cat's breath smells like cat food, reality tv sucks, and 2+2=5.

7:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

best blog ever right here.

8:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate Stupid conservative white assholes who think putting this poor woman out of her misery is murder. SHE'S ALREADY DEAD FOR FUCKS SAKE! She's a vegitable, and deserves to die. I don't mean that in a vicious "She's a horrible person" way, but I mean it in a Sympathetic "If I were in her place I wouldn't want to continue living" way. However she hasn't had a concious thought for the past 15 years. Her heart is beating, and she's breathing, that's the ONLY THING keeping her legally alive. Otherwise she's dead.

9:31 PM  
Anonymous Dr. Fegg said...

9:49 PM  
Blogger The American Warmonger said...

This blog is probably the stupidest thing I've ever seen on the internet to date...even worse than the SWK (Star Wars Kid).

The sad thing is that since this became popular my traffic as damn near doubled.

Even though I believe that this whole death to Terri thing is screwed up and she should be given to DCF I find myself wishing that she would pass on quickly so the ignorant fucktards that think they know the real truth would crawl back into the holes from wence they came.

10:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who's terri?

11:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who cares?

11:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh my god, i can't believe i spent 30 min. reading this was funny at first, but relax people, have a little respect...lord...

12:37 AM  
Anonymous Neil said...

What was that? No Terri, I won't sleep with you. You are married and I feel it would be just plain wrong of me until you get a divorce.

2:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

View her webcam too:

3:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

check out the official site of "kill terry"

4:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Can I do anything to make it clearer for you?

4:11 AM  
Anonymous Bhuana said...


I am the Barrister Bhuana K. Poltagta, administrator of the late Ms. Abala Khuana's estate. I am in need of moving $25 million offshore and will give you 30% if you can facilitate this transaction. If you can please grunt your bank account number, I will transfer the funds to you immediately. Additionally, please bat at this balloon if you agree to my terms.

7:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny, Funny, Funny

This site is hilarious - WRONG, but hilarious!

7:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the best and most informative republican blog ever.

8:50 AM  
Anonymous some guy said...

I'll probably burn for laughing so hard, but it's damn funny.

8:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hasn't someone yet waved a hotdog under her nose? If she drools, put the tube back in.

oh wait - drooling is not a measurable response....ya got me then.

9:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nhhduggh -

grrffmmmunk! ghhuaaah. erk.

- Pope John Paul II

9:08 AM  
Anonymous Terri's Brain said...

Daisy, Daisyy dooo...




all for

the love...of


9:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


9:27 AM  
Anonymous Xu said...

AHHHHH WAAAAAAA you to read this short perspective on Terri and how we cured her!

9:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We should send Terri to japan and make the japanese turn her into a cyborg with lasers from her feeding tube hole. Then we should let her loose on all the wussy protestors.

That is the only way.


10:33 AM  
Anonymous Terri's Dad said...

Terri's Dad's Diary

Stopped in today, she gargled once, clearly meaning to say - "Love you dad, now give me a burger." Left to go get a coffee. Rolled up the rim, won a donut.

Came back, she was sleeping with her eyes open, clearly indicating that she's saying "justice is blind" and "please dad, ram some string cheese into my tube, I'm also dying for a Big Mac."

So I played her the "SuperSize Me" video, she blechhed three times, clearly indicating she wanted to change her order to a Caesar Salad with mandarin oranges and almonds.
Made a note to log that for the Supreme Court.

Went to the bathroom, came back to her bedside and told her I was leaving. Blew her a kiss and she farted. Clearly indicated to me her disdain for the media, and to "please dad, drop a few orange slices plus an energy bar into the tube."


Decided to let her catch up on some movies she hasnt seen.

Played her "Terminator 2", she really liked the first one.

Then I showed her some Julia Roberts movie "Dying Young". She belched, I knew she hated that actress, bad choice.

She blinked 5 times during "Buffy the Vampire Killer", I think she fancied herself after Kristy Swanson then!!

Looked like she was getting tired, her eye was really drooping, so I finished off with "The Usual Suspects" - My sweet Terri - gurgled and drooled every time at the name "Keyser Soze" - indicated she just KNEW it was Kevin Spacey - lord she is sharp. Wrote that observation down for the Court Appeal.

Said goodnight, and she urinated. God Love her.

Sweet dreams pumpkin.

10:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"God willing..."

Ya really think someone in this state wants to here about God, you simp?

Maybe the tooth fairy can help her out? No? Easter Bunny? I got it...Santa Claus.

11:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny how all these right to lifers want you to die!

11:43 AM  
Anonymous THINK about it said...

Lets take a short walk down History Lane: listed Past - Present:

Iraq Invades Kuwait

Boris Yeltsin is elected President of Russian Federation

Bronx social club fire kills 87

East and West Germany are re-united

Four White Police Officers Indicted In Rodney King Beating

Gulf War broadcast live on TV

Jay Leno succeeds Johnny Carson

After 13 seasons, soap, "Dallas" ends

Mike Tyson Sentenced To Six Years For Rape

Larry Bird retires from basketball

80 Die In Davidian Compound Fire In Waco Texas

Jurassic Park is the highest grossing movie of all time

O.J. Simpson is arrested in murder of Wife Nicole and her friend Ron Goldman

Queen Publicly Urges Charles To Divorce Diana

Erik And Lyle Menendez Are Convicted Of Parent's Murders In Second Trial

Princes Di and Boyfriend Dodi Fayed Die In Car Crash

Lewinsky Admits Sexual Relations With Clinton

Could keep going, but maybe you'll understand my point that this shell of a person has been a complete vegetable the entire time this was all happening.

For crying out loud, cut her loose.

Why aren't her parents under fire for trying to keep her alive? What a horrible waste. It's worse than a life sentence for criminals.

That said - pull the tube, say goodbye and move forward. Put her in history instead of dragging her through day after day.

If my parents tried pulling this stunt on me I'd haunt them with "NYUGGGHHH!!" until their brains were oatmeal too.

nuf said. Peace to Terri, do the one smart thing and slip away, my dear.

12:12 PM  
Anonymous Bucket said...

I wonder if she can whistle out of the hole in her stomach. She'd make millions!!

12:54 PM  
Blogger sleepybomb said...

i just love all these peace loving christians gettin so juiced up and violent. these pious airheads need to pray for a sense of humor!

1:06 PM  
Blogger sleepybomb said...

i just love all these peace loving christians gettin so juiced up and violent. these pious airheads need to pray for a sense of humor!

1:06 PM  
Anonymous Your Mom said...


1:16 PM  
Anonymous My name's Buck.... said...

She's a VILF!!

1:20 PM  
Anonymous A&P said...

Hmmm....and to think if she was a head of cabbage in a supermarket, she would probably cost close to a few million dollars by now.

That's one expensive veg. I'll have the steak.

1:23 PM  
Anonymous schnuffel said...

the only thing i can say to this realy important words is : hrmpf :) ... or maybe ..., do you speak kenny ?!

1:23 PM  
Anonymous Home Shopper said...

Put her up on EBAY!

1:30 PM  
Blogger Omar de Fati said... bitches.

1:35 PM  
Anonymous Opinionator said...

1:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To Terri's parents--
I know a good taxidermist that can help you----once Terri is dead, he can restore her to a near life-like condition! If you are interested in preserving Terri into eternity, please contact him at (414)479-0512.

2:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is terrible that some of you are making jokes about Terri or these insane remarks---Shame on you--- Keep in mind what goes around comes around so you just keep making your childish jokes

2:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Check out my post inspired by Terri!

Cooking and Bitching

3:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this just doesn't seem right

but then neither does this

Honeysuckle Shop

4:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are ALL so fuckin' going to straight to hell...but, hey this shit is hilarious.

6:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are ALL so fuckin' going straight to hell...but, hey this shit is hilarious.

6:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Feed Terry - Euthanize the Christian right instead.

6:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man! you sick ass mofo',that bitch is slow dying is like a damn torture, why didnt they just killed her or something? Damn and im sorry for the husband too that nigger wants to tap some ass, shit son i know i would, 15 years with out pussy OH HELL NOOO!!

6:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What do you mean. Her brain is liquid so she cant feel anything.

6:56 PM  
Anonymous Some other braindead retard said...


7:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a funny blog ... Thanks for the laugh Terri.

PS to the stupid christians ... there is no such thing as "god" so quit wasting everyones time with your voodoo witchcraft referances about how we are going to go to "hell" just for laughing at something. assholes.

7:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Corky, is that you?

Yeah, life goes on alright. Staring at the wall for 15 years with a hole punctured in your abdomen, spinal fluid instead of a brain, and religious fanatics instead of parents. Some life you have lived.

In this culture of life perpetrated by the hypocritical fundamentalist right, Terri's only "civil right" is to keep laying there and keep being a puppet for thier authoritarian agenda. All Americans have inalienable rights, except for you Terri, because the hypocrites in Washington couldn't let you die in dignity and had to strip the last part of your humanity which was still intact, your civil rights and your Free Will.

Lest we forget the ringleaders of this mockery of the Constitution, Tom Delay who gleefully pulled the plug on his own comatose father to get at the inheritance. And then Dubya who signed Texas legislation allowing hospitals to kill people if they couldn't pay the bill, and implored the state prisons to execute at will(with Bush even mocking some convicts pleading for mercy). Texas has produced the perfecta of mass murderers, masquerading as Christians, and pretending to rule America with "compassionate conservatism". Mussolini and Hitler must be beaming with pride in hell.

There will be two days of justice in the future. The day Terri's autopsy reveals reality for all the world to see, and the day that the Texas Twosome drop dead.

8:33 PM  
Anonymous Marvin said...

I am tired of all of this shit!!!
Let the poor woman die in peace!!!
Her parents should be put in a veg state!!!

10:29 PM  
Blogger The Siz said...

wow, now for some reason i think jason rivera sux and I want to kill minorities. And btw, this site is hilarious.

10:47 PM  
Blogger The Siz said...

wow, now for some reason i think jason rivera sux and I want to kill minorities. And btw, this site is hilarious. And yes, South Park did do a satire on this.

10:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Long ago Jewish law made a distinction between withholding medication and special treatments from a patient as opposed to withholding food and water. Whereas there comes a time when we are no longer required to proactively employ "heroic" medicines and treatments to keep a non-functioning body operating, it is always necessary to continue feeding a patient.

A heart, for example, that beats not on its own but only through an artificial respirator is surviving outside the pale of physiology — its maintenance is artificial. There is nothing artificial, however, in people being fed by others. Babies do not feed themselves, nor do the frail and very sick — for example, Parkinson's and Alzheimer's patients. While we do not breathe for others, we certainly feed others. It makes no difference if the person is fed from without or within, conventionally or by machine.

While medicating is a conditional decision, not so feeding. Feeding is not a medical question, it is the most basic human need whose purview is not the doctor's or judge's but inalienable. Not to feed one starving in front of you is: "Standing by While the Blood of Your Brother is Spilt."

Terri Schiavo's heart and brain are not being kept alive by a machine. She breathes on her own and her brain-stem and other strategic parts of her mind continue to function. Terri Schaivo is not an "artificial" person. "Pulling the plug" is a misnomer being used by those who want her dead and out of the picture, i.e., no longer a moral and ethical challenge.

Pulling the plug here means pulling her feeding tube so as to starve her to death; something the ACLU is actively supporting but would never allow if this woman were a jihadist terrorist in prison on plans of blowing up American citizens.

Action by Congressman Delay and Co. (including Iowa's Steve King) has provided tremendous relief to those of us who were overcome with anguish and revulsion that an innocent woman was to be starved to death here in the United States with the official sanction of the Third Branch of Government, the Judiciary. As one distraught friend said to me today in Synagogue: "If they want to kill her, why don't they do it quickly and spare her the agony and torture of 14 days of starvation." Notably, although they assert that she cannot feel, the only thing she is currently being fed is an intravenous morphine cocktail so they do not have to hear her cry out for help... anymore.

And there is a much larger question here that has ramifications beyond Terri Schiavo. There are those in the House, such as Rep. Henry Waxman, and liberal talk-show hosts who are irate and screaming at those wishing to keep her alive. The anger of the presiding judge can be attributed to that of ego —being challenged by elements questioning his reasoning and authority. But what is to be said of those who have no personal stake?

The apathy displayed by so many remains disheartening, but the tirades from certain liberals against those simply wishing to keep her alive so that her parents can take care of her is truly eye-opening. What pivotal liberal principle is being destroyed by the House wishing to keep this young woman alive? Their anger is roused for they behold via this case the use in our society of standards set forth by religious convictions. This case illustrates their inability — try as they may — to wipe out the animating force and decisiveness of religion in issues important to Americans.

It is Christian groups and the largest Orthodox Jewish grassroots movement, Agudath Israel, who have taken up her cause for life. Inspired by a biblical belief that starving Terri to death constitutes murder, Christian preachers and laymen —the faithful — have come to her rescue. Nothing is scarier to hard core secularists than having issues of the day be framed and won within the rubric of a universal religious standard. So as to avoid the "separation of church and state" police, the House and Senate have had to frame their plea under the more neutral phraseology of "Life, Liberty, and…"

Those on the Left claiming the House is encroaching on the concept of "local control' are exploring new depths of disingenuousness given their history of opposing local school board decisions and mandating against them from the Federal level, not to mention their unending fight against localities who vote to place nativity scenes near the public gazebo.

Those who speak of upholding the law are not believable given that there is no free-standing existing law that requires starving patients to death. Yet. We all know that this decision rests on the will of a husband who has a girlfriend he wishes to marry and who is eagerly anticipating insurance money. If understanding constitutes 9/10 of the law, everyone understands that a cruel circumstance has given guardianship over the life of a woman to a man who wants her out of his life. But secularists are willing to abjure all compassion and intellectual honesty so as not to allow a victory for Christian/religious beliefs. Thus their outrage.

The procedure of death-inducing starvation is not as put by the husband's lawyer "beautiful" or "serene", it is as Rep. Delay says, "wholly barbaric," and what appears to be the use of the system by an unloving husband to finish-off his wife a travesty and an upending of justice. It is an outcome if most knew the facts they could not stomach.

Ironically, the National Organization of Women has been silent and deaf to the distant calls of a sister under the thumb of a cold-hearted man. Evidently, it is hard for N.O.W. to wish victory to a Christian Coalition so at odds with them over abortion and who in this case echo the refrain that so grates on their psyche, namely, the sanctity of life, the right to life. Subconsciously, a feeding tube is too similar to an umbilical cord — the inviolability of the former presupposes likewise for the latter. It you have to feed it, it may has well die.

As for those defenders of criminals, illegal aliens and, now, terrorists — the ACLU, where are they when needed to defend the ultimate right — the right to live?

Curiously, the most silent group has been those on the Left always in the forefront demanding "lifestyle" rights. It should be obvious from their silence that when they speak of rights it really means license — society being forced to extend approbation, the concept of rights, to what really is licentiousness. Others who have lectured us for decades about the need for "compassion" have suddenly become "legalists" with hearts not even of letter but of obstruction and stone.

What is happening at this moment under Republican leadership in the House and Senate is truly a unique American phenomenon. It is unlikely that in European countries or "sophisticated" societies the fate of this girl ever would have been allotted national importance. And that is because those countries and societies snicker at the idea of Judeo-Christian moral values occupying roles in political and national arenas. Let them snicker! Today America's leaders lifted a great burden from our conscience and made us proud, reaffirming what it means to be A Light Unto The Nations.

12:45 AM  
Blogger streak said...

While I may not agree with what you have to say, I'll defend to the death your right to say it.

That having been said, uuuuuuuungh neneghn.

12:59 AM  
Anonymous Karen Ann Quinlan said...

Terri and I will be together soon. I've been waiting for you for 15 years. Hurry the fuck up, Beeotch!

1:08 AM  
Anonymous The Pope said...

Looks like a 3 way race between me, Terri and that Falwell phonyfuck to see who's gonna die first. Who's gonna get to the Pearly Gates first? I'll race ya!

1:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

shut the fuck up terri, and shut your mouth will ya im tryin ta eat

1:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know what i hate?

How America blows things out of proportion.It's obvios none of you give a damn about Terri so shut up! No one wakes up in the morning and cries about Terri people just follow whatever's in front of them, theres alot of people in Terri's condition but America decides to randomly pick Terri, well how about the other 1000 people on death beds wheres their coverage?

2:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To terri: "nng uhhrmmm"

For those of you who can't read total loss of cognition, the above is a recitation of "Hamet" by Shakespeare, and an ethical discussion on the value of losing one's own life to a cause.

Or I might have had something stuck in my throat.

3:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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6:27 AM  
Anonymous Goerge Lucas said...

Just bought the rights for the movie, but I'm having trouble finding an actress to play the role.

If interested let me know - but I'll probaby just use a Mrs. Potato Head.

7:26 AM  
Blogger snail said...

your so sick what if this was some one in your family. you should rot in hell u sick person, i cant belive you would make this part of your web page ... YOUR SO SICK WE ALL HOPE SOME THINK LIKE THIS HAPPENS TO U AND WATCH WHAT THE WORLD WILL DO FOR YOU nothing.......................

11:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, snail my uncle died in much the same way... You know what our family did? We faced reality and moved on...

Sadly, the Schindlers chose to go lowbrow and instead tried everything to "save" a daughter who died 15 years ago. They sued and sued, urged unconstitutional legislation, all of this costing the taxpayers untold millions.

And in the end, when that didn't work, they appealed to the American Taliban to spin thier sorcery, and flat out encouraged people to lob scandalous accusations and even death threats against the Shiavo family, including extended relatives who don't have a damn thing to do with this.

The best thing to come out of all of this is the fact that now sensible Americans have been woken up to the sick dementia of the American Taliban, and the impeachable hypocrisy of faux leaders like Frist, Delay, the Bushes and others... All involved in turning this into a travishamockery of Terri's rights and the US Constitution will pay, and the price will be their political lives. Americans don't vote for despots, and they don't vote for sociopathic hypocrites either.

The American Taliban is a real danger to America's future, and it will be the duty of every American who actually loves America for what it is (democratic, and free of such tyranny) to lock these kool-aid drinking fundamentalists back in the political basement from whence they came, and keep them there for good this time. The only thing the fundies deserve more than outright ridicule and political irrelevance is perhaps a prison term.

Shame on them and shame on you for buying into thier hypocrisy of life and liberty.

11:46 AM  
Blogger streak said...

Preach it.

11:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is Terri somme kind of zombi?

12:01 PM  

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