Sunday, March 27, 2005

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489 Comments:

Anonymous Jason Rivera said...

I don't think they should feed you anymore:

http://www.jasonrivera.com/viewarticle.php?art_id=283

You can buy DON'T FEED TERRY shirts at the URL above.

1:55 PM  
Blogger CheeseFrog said...

CheeseFrog says "visit my site!

2:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i can't understand what you're saying

2:59 PM  
Anonymous simon syphilis said...

hey can I come by and fuck your motionless, but still alive body? Because I have a thing for necrophilia, but since that's illegal, fucking a quadripeligic is the closest I can get.

3:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She should have died on Friday - she'd be back today!

3:10 PM  
Blogger Thin Al said...

So...how's that ol' Okey Cokey feedin' tube thing goin' for ya?

3:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This blog needs more "I waaaaaaaaaaa~"

4:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leftists and Liberals just Looove to terminate "defective" people.

Liberalism is a mental illness. A defect. By their example, we should begin euthenizing Leftists.

4:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Obviously we need a "Braaaainssss" post

4:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Terry Schiavo is going to SUCK NIGGER COCKS IN HELL!

http://forums.offtopic.com

5:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will you please die already? You're taking up valuable news time that could be talking about Michael Jackson!

5:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will you please die already? You're taking up valuable news time that could be talking about Michael Jackson!

5:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

offtopic forums suck

5:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The LIEberals and the DEATHocrats are destroying GOOD HONEST FAMILY VALUES! We need to get the american people back to that post-WW2 godfearing state! I pray to our lord Poseidon that he will SINK ALL THE LIEBERALS INTO THE SEA! OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS "CLIFF" CHRIST DIED FOR YOUR SINS!!

Pray for redemtion LIEberals.

5:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you thought this was funny, check out

http://www.lemonparty.org

Lots of cruel Terry Schiavo material there.

6:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought Christ's nickname was "Chip." Oh well, I was homeschooled

6:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man,I hear you, Terri. nggnugh indeed.

6:18 PM  
Blogger eviljelly said...

you sick fucks

6:21 PM  
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6:21 PM  
Anonymous postamessage said...

Hungry? Grab a snickers.

6:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I always get nervous that the bible thumping fucksticks are going to take over this country.
So yeah, thanks for making the blog and pissing a bunch of them off. Because you know how they don't respond to logic or reason.

6:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like to fuck the hole that the feeding tube was in and bust my nut right into her stomach.

6:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That would be hot.

Tag me in when you're done.

6:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oooh the devil is coming for you! Suck demon cock bitchs, why would you say something so evil u r all goin to hell
lOl

I'm mocking you religious fucks.

NgghHGn

6:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

don't die. i love you.

6:51 PM  
Anonymous ajkehop2g;oia said...

i cant wait until she finally is finished off and us commie liberals have our party in the streets.

fuck you, republican.

6:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

asaaaaa phhhph nnmmnnnnnnnn.


The Pope.

6:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The owner/creator of this place is sick. Enjoy your stay in Hell when you die :p

7:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow, all these comments suck. terri's posts are way better.

7:10 PM  
Blogger brian deptulla said...

HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA

7:14 PM  
Blogger brian deptulla said...

zing!

7:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its a good thing, your getting chubby and no one likes fat chicks.

7:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We'll miss you Terri.
Until the next media circus comes along

7:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

have you seen the cat scans? There is a hole in your brain. A big f&(king hole.

Nothing there.

nada..

Just like congress and that lying sack of dung
in the white house..

Nothing there..

Big hole in the head...

7:34 PM  
Anonymous Mary Velveeta said...

What's that Terri? Little Timmy's stuck down a well?

7:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boy, this sure is SOMETHING AWFUL!




DOT COM

7:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck whoever made this site, you are so terrible and mean!

I chose to support Terri. I'm going to eat 3 times the food to make up what she ate, as protest. Take that, liberals!

8:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whether or not she should die because she's already dead for all intents and purposes, she is/was a human being and ought to be treated with a little respect. I'm not disagreeing with your obvious sentiment that we shouldn't keep her alive, but shit...

8:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sick bastards

8:07 PM  
Anonymous Jason Rivera said...

What's sick is leaving the stupid cunt alive. She's already dead, so why let her live? So you could look at her? So the orderlies at the hospital can fuck her?

As I said and I quote from my article at
>DON'T FEED TERRY
If she asks for the feeding tube back she can have it back, if not fuck her.

8:13 PM  
Anonymous prence said...

I want to eat you like the Donner party.

8:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL

8:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I THINK YOU SHOULD ALL GO TO HELL...THIS IS TERRI'S WEBSITE AND 90% OF ALL THE PEOPLE WHO'S POSTS I'VE READ HAVE BEEN CRUEL AND BULLSHIT POSTS. STUPID FUCKIN MORONS.... MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET A BRAIN AND THEN GROW A HEART!

FUCKIN JASON RIVERA IS ADVERTISING HYUNDAI TIBERONS WHILE TERRI IS SLOWLY DYING. WHOOOO PARTY UP YOU FUCKING IDIOTS CAN WRITE PENIS ON A WEBPAGE....SO MATURE....IF YOUR NOT GUNNA RESPECT THE LADY AND THE AMOUNT OF PAIN SHES GOING THRU, THEN GET THE FUCK OFF OF THIS WEBSITE!!!!

IF ANYTHING, YOU SHOULD BE ADMIRING TERRI AND HER FAMILY...NOT FOR HER DISABILITY BUT FOR THE PAIN THEY ARE GOING THROUGH. CAN YOU EVEN GRASP HOW DIFFICULT IT MUST BE FOR HER FAMILY TO SEE HER GOING THROUGH ALL THIS PAIN?!?!? TO KNOW THAT YOUR DAUGHTER IS GOING TO DIE BECAUSE OF A FUCKING COURT ORDER?

BEFORE YOU JUDGE SOMEONE, AT LEAST GET TO KNOW THEM/THEIR CONDITION. I DONT KNOW TERRI , BUT I DO KNOW ABOUT DISABLED PEOPLE AND THEIR CONDITIONS. NOBODY SHOULD BE FORCED TO DIE, IT SHOULD EITHER BE THEIR CHOICE AND THATS IT. IN THIS CASE, IT SHOULD BE DEATH BY NATURAL CAUSES EVEN IF SHE CAN'T COMMUNICATE OR DO DAILY FUNCTIONS. JUST BECAUSE SHE CAN'T COMPREHEND LIKE THE REST OF US, DOES THAT MEAN THAT SHE CAN'T LOVE OR EXPERIENCE ANY OTHER BASIC EMOTION THAT NORMAL PEOPLE CAN EXPERIENCE? THINK ABOUT IT!

MDR-"NINO RICCI"-CANADA

8:24 PM  
Blogger Natoya said...

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8:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Apparently I am going to hell because I'm laughing my ass off right now. (i.e. fucking die already) Honestly though, the chick died what 15, 20 years ago, her body just didn't catch on to that yet. Let it go.

8:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

my gf told me today that she was starving like terri schiavo

8:33 PM  
Anonymous Jason Rivera said...

You damn right I want a Tiburon. Her family is retarded and she is already dead. By the way anyone who uses ALL CAPS TO E-SHOUT AT PEOPLE IS A FUCKING IDIOT AND THIS WHOLE BLOG IS MAKING FUN OF TERRI SCHIAVO SO STFU PLZ AND BUY A MOTHERFUCKING DON'T FEED TERRY T-SHIRT!!!

Click here to buy DON'T FEED TERRY merchandise!

8:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey terri, why are you on blogspot? don't you know only retarded vegetables still use blogger?

8:37 PM  
Blogger Matthew Hack said...

ATTN: ALL TERRY SCHIAVO MOURNERS

Since the poor cunt is about to die, us here in eastern North Carolina (Greenville area) are throwing a HUGE PARTY celebrating the death of Terri the night of her death. Call me at (860) 946-9761 for more information! Anyone's welcome, BYOB, rock on.

8:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSS

8:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't believe it. Everything these days is available to the media and sick people to make fun of. I'm not saying whether they should keep her alive or not but leave it alone guys. Go find something else to laugh at. This is not a funny thing, she's a human being. Think about how her family/loved ones would feel if they saw this. Knock it off guys.

8:40 PM  
Anonymous Jason Rivera said...

It's not a party without Jason Rivera and a 2005 Tiburon!

8:40 PM  
Anonymous Luther Reigns said...

*pushes the wheelchair*

8:43 PM  
Anonymous HEIDENREICH said...

I WANT YOU PEOPLE TO SHUT UP, BE QUIET, AND PAY ATTENTION TO HEIDENREICH!!!

NONE OF YOU KNOW THE PAIN BEING CRIPPLED CAN BRING,
TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE LESS MOBILE THAN THE FANTASTIC FOUR'S THING,
BUT IF YOU SHUT UP AND BE QUIET, AND LISTEN TO THE STORY I TELL,
YOU WOULD KNOW TERRI SCHIAVO IS DEAD AND ALREADY BURNING IN HELL,
SO IF YOU JUST LISTEN, LISTEN TO THE PAIN OF WHICH I SPEAK,
YOU WOULD KNOW THAT SCHIAVO SHITS HERSELF AND IS BEGINNING TO REEK,
SO HEIDENREICH SAYS, STOP FEEDING SCHAVIO,
BECAUSE SHE WANTS YOU TO PULL THE FUCKING PLUG AND NONE OF YOU REALLY KNOW...

AND THAT, PEOPLE... WAS A POEMMMMM BY HEI-DEN-REICH!!!

IT'S MY WORRRRRLDDDDD!!!!

8:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

jesus lives!

so should terry!

8:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

www.theforum.com

proper fuckin debate on the issues that matter most.

PS:

American conservatives suck my balls. I teabagged Terri and gave her a hot protein injection. HA

8:46 PM  
Anonymous Jason Rivera said...

Oh yeah, by the way, if you want to really have fun with Terri Schiavo, I suggest you sign up for JasonRivera.com Forums. Currently we have a poll, at the URL below where you can vote on when you think she's going to die of starvation.

I voted Tuesday.

http://www.jasonrivera.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=2327

8:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys are disgusting.

8:59 PM  
Anonymous EdWood said...

HAHAHA the Canadian douche really thinks this is Terri's site! Fucking loser. I do know Terri personally, here is a link to my last meeting with her: http://www.jasonrivera.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=2269

I do not thonk I will be seeing her again anytime soon though. The drool tends to make me sick to my stomach.

9:12 PM  
Anonymous NiggerMania said...

That picture with her mouth gaping open makes my dick hard. I wanna blow my baby batter all in her mouth. Anyone up for some vegetable bukkake?

9:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have you died yet?

9:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Add Terri on myspace!
http://profiles.myspace.com/users/24149773

9:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://vnnforum.com
"I am a lineman for the county...searching for another overload" -Glen Campbell, 1968.
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http://vnnforum.com/showpost.php?p=204723&postcount=9&*

9:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My name is Terri Schiavo
I like to drool and squeal
I like when docs jam tubes in my throat
and feed me my meal

My husband said it was bad
way too many calories
I just wish id quit getting banged
by all the orderlies.


-Le EvilDildo

9:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

" Anonymous said...

Leftists and Liberals just Looove to terminate "defective" people.

Liberalism is a mental illness. A defect. By their example, we should begin euthenizing Leftists.
"

That is the biggest piece of crap I've heard. As oppose to terminating African Americans? a very popular right wing agenda of the past? oh no no more talks of that, they do that secretly now with no burning crosses. Typical right winged dialogue. Their motto is, oh you dont agree with me? well then I'm gonna have to kill you.

9:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

atleast u dont have aids

9:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i got a tube u can feed off of...

ZING FRIES ARE DONE!

9:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahaha this is the funniest shit I have ever seen...why not just let her die? the funeral and then a yearly update is to come in the future....she's not the only retarded brain dead bitch in the world, but the only one the media seems to care about, they are wasting my time....I ordered 2 of the shirts jason lol wear it with pride.

9:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahaha this is the funniest shit I have ever seen...why not just let her die? the funeral and then a yearly update is to come in the future....she's not the only retarded brain dead bitch in the world, but the only one the media seems to care about, they are wasting my time....I ordered 2 of the shirts jason lol wear it with pride.

9:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Terri? Is that you? Terri...what are you doing? Hey that..don't touch that...Terri...oh...hey...that's nice...oh terri......ohhhhhhh

9:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You fucktards that leave comments, degrading Terri, I have one wish for you, that being, you suffer the same fate with one of children. You are nothing but cowardly, moronic, imbeciles, who have the bad taste of breathing the same air as her. Easier solution for you all is go and commit suicide then the world would truely be rid of useless humans.

Apathy or freedom

9:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This sham of a blog is the most cruel, twisted parody of an ailing person that I have witnessed in my life. The shame and eternal damnation of your soul will follow you beyond your grave long after this desperate cry for attention fades into obscurity...

Keep up the good work. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

9:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

www.forum-central.com

9:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HARBL

GB2/Y/

9:59 PM  
Anonymous Jason Rivera said...

You know, I love how everyone calling the people making fun of her soulless assholes posts here anonymously, like they are in the closet about supporting her. At least I'm posting it like it is.

So, if you want Terry Schiavo to live, stuff it. Shut the fuck up and buy a Don't Feed Terry shirt.

10:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Terri, you're the new Philip Roth and Sylvia Plath rolled into one, hon! I'm gonna sit Shiva with your Mom, Terri! I promise.
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10:02 PM  
Anonymous raptor jesus said...

YOU STUPID RACIST BITCH I CANT BELEIVE YOU SAID THAT

10:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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10:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Terri has more brain activity than the sick creep that started this blog.

10:24 PM  
Anonymous ECZEMA SUCKS said...

I LIEK PRON

10:31 PM  
Anonymous Jason Rivera said...

I like how all the shit talkers are anonymous.

10:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

KHOA H. WAS HERE

10:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BAO T. WUS HERE DAWGS

10:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BAO T. EATS AND HAS SEX WITH SHIT!

10:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BAO T. EATS AND HAS SEX WITH SHIT!

10:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i heard terri said "doot" last week

10:36 PM  
Anonymous I_Rnative said...

HAY GUYS THIS IS DEDICATED TO MA #1 PERSON TERI

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10:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We love you Terry, and so does God. We're with you and the Jeb Bush Task Force to save you from evil and return you to grace.

Fear not, Christian Soldier!

10:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We love you Terry, and so does God. We're with you and the Jeb Bush Task Force to save you from evil and return you to grace.

Fear not, Christian Soldier!

10:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you're all fucking assholes

10:44 PM  
Anonymous Jason Rivera said...

A Fucking Asshole? Well, I'll tell you what... with the way those orderlies treat patients in the hospital, I guarantee you Terri totally has a FUCKED asshole!

10:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

raise a hand if you wanna live terri.

10:57 PM  
Blogger ShellBug526 said...

I am going to hell, but this made me crack up!

10:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man, do i hate republicans.

let terri die

AND USE DYNAMITE

http://www.lemonparty.org

11:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i invite you all to the form!

www.theforum.com

http://www.theforum.com

all of you sick fucks will be at home

also check out

www.worstluck.com

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11:25 PM  
Anonymous Ticklebug said...

I thought you all needed a little help.

12:07 AM  
Blogger Michael Z. Williamson said...

"That is the biggest piece of crap I've heard. As oppose to terminating African Americans? a very popular right wing agenda of the past?"

Actually...Lincoln was a Republican. As were most of the Abolitionists.

And the Dems voted AGAINST the civil rights bills for 20 years.

Sorry.

And please don't insult me by calling those masturbating religious goo suckers "conservative."

They're just ignorant panty-shitters. See the fucktard who thinks this is actually her blog.

12:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If this website is an indicator of the state of society, then humanity is done for. Enjoy mocking the death of a fellow human being while you can. When it's your turn to meet your Maker, I can only hope that you will not be shown the same heartless, soulless lack of respect for human life that you have displayed here.

12:24 AM  
Anonymous fnord said...

I hope Jeb Bush, Randell Terry and the rest of the opportunist assholes they have used her sad case to further their careers suffer long and excruciatingly painful deaths hooked up to machinery. It’s time to pull the plug, even though Terri has done an outstanding job of producing huge quantities of mucus and diarrhea for the last fifteen years.

12:38 AM  
Anonymous Jason Rivera said...

You know what else is FUNNY to me?

Abortion.
Dale Earnhardt's Crash.
Burn Victims.
Singing Retards.

Personally I don't give a fuck who or what is offended by my opinions. I think that the world has become TOO politically correct. Kids don't play with toys of action figures with guns anymore, but with cuddly cute animals, then they grow up to be pussies. People aren't equipped to handle the real world anymore because it's stupid, censorship-loving, LET'S GET ALONG EVERYONE FUCKS LIKE MOST OF YOU BASHING THE COMEDY OF THIS that are leading to the ruination of society by HIDING the negative aspects by sweeping them under the God damn carpet.

You can gift-wrap shit. But it still will smell like shit. Point being... shut the fuck up and get the stick out of your ass.

12:41 AM  
Anonymous 3 Old Men said...

You right to die faggots are all a bunch of niggers.

http://www.lemonparty.org

12:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

www.burn-bush.com

12:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

www.burn-bush.com

12:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

terri schiavo is a WITCH!

12:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is so wrong.

1:06 AM  
Anonymous Fazle Imtiaz said...

She was hot when she was younger.

1:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously, people who say that the chick should die of natural causes need to wake the fuck up. If she was going to die of natural causes, she would have died 10 years ago, before they inserted the "unatural" feeding tube into her. She's sucking up money, and is going to be better off dead.

1:33 AM  
Blogger blowyurbrains said...

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1:56 AM  
Blogger blowyurbrains said...

Can someone buy me a Dont Feed Terri shirt im poor and dont get paid for another week and im afraid shell be dead by then Email me blowyurbrains@hotmail.com

1:59 AM  
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2:40 AM  
Anonymous Michael Schiavo said...

God damn that was funny.

Yours Truly,
Michael Schiavo

2:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Terri Schiavo wasn't such a self concious whore slut that tried to be anorexic she wouldn't be all fucking retarded. Somebody needs to assassinate Terri Schiavo so I can get some normal motherfucking news. FUCK REPUBLICANS AND THEIR SHIT.

2:48 AM  
Anonymous Joelle said...

I personally believe that this woman has been put through enough. She's in a vegitative state with little or no chance of recovery! What parent would want there child to live out the rest of there life staring at a wall and blinking? Laughing and making eye contact at you is not what I call "alive." As for the media and government taking a (huge) interest in this story... well I'll be honest. I'm sick and tired of turning on the news, reading the paper, going to CNN.com and hearing on the radio about this woman and the "fight to save her life." What life? She experiences nothing! For the past 15 years she's been in a hospital room doing absolutely nothing! As for everyone who insists pinning all this on her husband. He's been the best husband he can under the circumstances! Either way.. just let this poor woman die in peace. I'm sure there will be a huge funeral/vigil for her after she's dies but hopefully within the next three weeks I can finally gain back my sanity and not hear her name every hour!

3:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anonymous above said-
If this website is an indicator of the state of society, then humanity is done for. Enjoy mocking the death of a fellow human being while you can. When it's your turn to meet your Maker, I can only hope that you will not be shown the same heartless, soulless lack of respect for human life that you have displayed here.
YOU KNOW, George Bush got too much of the ancient, sheepherding, lice-bitten rabbans' faerie tails (sic) in TX alchohol rehab. Now he's ready to run the last gentile outta Jerusalem so the 2nd Temple can be rebuilt. Between his grief over Terri and AIPAC and the "Neo Leos" (Straussisan "Neo Cons") like you, we'll probably attack Iran on behalf of IZ for Terri's grand finale. Things are in a bizarro state like the unresponsive Weimar Republic. Elities are out of touch, we're being invaded by the raping, murdering Mexicans by the tens of millions, the dollar interest on our debt is $2.6 billion PER DAY, we've already shipped the entire industrial base to Chinka and Mehico, every Euro kid in the country is addicted to and hopped up on the quasi-religion of Mau Mau hip hop and all TV can bring us are lawyers Avery and Geraldo Friedman to excitedly tell us about Terri. Oh yea, and Terri's kvetching Mom. That one oughta dye her hair blonde after this is all over, and fill in for Andrea Greenspan on Mitchell's MSNBC show. Weiner-Savage says they're converted Jooz. You should LIKE THAT, Jewsus nutbag. WAKE UP!
White People had religions before JEWSUS!
The Lefkows -- Death Story of White Race-Failures or "Boom! Boom! Out Go Da' Lights," -John Lee Hooker

3:50 AM  
Anonymous Chip Hittler said...

This above post is GAY LOL

4:45 AM  
Blogger toolman69 said...

to hell with terri schiavo stop feeding kirstie alley !!!

5:19 AM  
Blogger thewebguy said...

omgwtf! this is crazyness

you are teh alivesss thewebguy loves joo

5:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet her Dad fucks her when no one is looking and licks her arse out.

5:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Edwood iz gay!!!

5:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You people are all sick. Why don't you pick on someone who truely deserves it, like that Covey guy who abuses and kills little children.

6:47 AM  
Anonymous Lil BigginZ said...

DIE bitch DIE

7:03 AM  
Blogger Angela said...

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Thanks for the AB workout Terri. I hope you'r having fun dying as the whole world awaits your death. You should of died ages ago.....

7:11 AM  
Anonymous Monie said...

WHATS THAT!? you want to live

7:30 AM  
Anonymous Hot Karl said...

AWESOME SITE.

7:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HORRIBLE... WHATEVER THE $%&# YOU ARE DOING, IT IS WRONG! I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE LET YOU INTO SOCIETY... HOPE I NEVER GET THE CHANCE TO MEET YOU.

7:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THE TERRI SCHIAVO CASE
DeLay's Own Tragic Crossroads
Family of the lawmaker involved in the Schiavo case decided in '88 to let his
comatose father die.
By Walter F. Roche Jr. and Sam Howe Verhovek
Times Staff Writers

March 27, 2005

CANYON LAKE, Texas - A family tragedy that unfolded in a Texas hospital during
the fall of 1988 was a private ordeal - without judges, emergency sessions of
Congress or the debate raging outside Terri Schiavo's Florida hospice.

The patient then was a 65-year-old drilling contractor, badly injured in a
freak accident at his home. Among the family members keeping vigil at Brooke
Army Medical Center was a grieving junior congressman - Rep. Tom DeLay
(R-Texas).

More than 16 years ago, far from the political passions that have defined the
Schiavo controversy, the DeLay family endured its own wrenching end-of-life
crisis. The man in a coma, kept alive by intravenous lines and oxygen
equipment, was DeLay's father, Charles Ray DeLay.

Then, freshly reelected to a third term in the House, the 41-year-old DeLay
waited, all but helpless, for the verdict of doctors.

Today, as House Majority Leader, DeLay has teamed with his Senate counterpart,
Bill Frist (R-Tenn.), to champion political intervention in the Schiavo case.
They pushed emergency legislation through Congress to shift the legal case
from Florida state courts to the federal judiciary.

And DeLay is among the strongest advocates of keeping the woman, who doctors
say has been in a persistent vegetative state for 15 years, connected to her
feeding tube. DeLay has denounced Schiavo's husband, as well as judges, for
committing what he calls "an act of barbarism" in removing the tube.

In 1988, however, there was no such fiery rhetoric as the congressman quietly
joined the sad family consensus to let his father die.

"There was no point to even really talking about it," Maxine DeLay, the
congressman's 81-year-old widowed mother, recalled in an interview last week.
"There was no way [Charles] wanted to live like that. Tom knew - we all knew
- his father wouldn't have wanted to live that way."

Doctors advised that he would "basically be a vegetable," said the
congressman's aunt, JoAnne DeLay.

When his father's kidneys failed, the DeLay family decided against connecting
him to a dialysis machine. "Extraordinary measures to prolong life were not
initiated," said his medical report, citing "agreement with the family's
wishes." His bedside chart carried the instruction: "Do not resuscitate."

On Dec. 14, 1988, the DeLay patriarch "expired with his family in attendance."

"The situation faced by the congressman's family was entirely different than
Terri Schiavo's," said a spokesman for the majority leader, who declined
requests for an interview.

"The only thing keeping her alive is the food and water we all need to
survive. His father was on a ventilator and other machines to sustain him,"
said Dan Allen, DeLay's press aide.

There were also these similarities: Both stricken patients were severely
brain-damaged. Both were incapable of surviving without medical assistance.
Both were said to have expressed a desire to be spared from being kept alive
by artificial means. And neither of them had a living will.

This previously unpublished account of the majority leader's personal brush
with life-ending decisions was assembled from court files, medical records
and interviews with family members.

7:59 AM  
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8:17 AM  
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8:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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FROM THE GOP

8:45 AM  
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9:00 AM  
Anonymous Pitchy said...

ROFL WAFFLES! This is some of the funniest shit I have read. Don't know which I like better, the arrrrrgh uhhhhhh blog part, or the pro-lifer's crying while condeming eveyrone who laughs to hell.

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

9:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i fucked a cripple and all i got was to post in this stupid blog.

9:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Terri,

We hope you die soon and you're in great pain. We derive a lot of pleasure from seeing you die because it's one of the few political victories we can claim in a long time for liberals. Thank you for dying in pain and making us feel good about ourselves, at least for a few passing moments. As soon as you die, we will go back to being angry over other things again because politically we are marginalized and can do nothing about it except wear funny costumes, make up signs, and go out and yell in the streets. And that's only those of us who are allowed to leave our parents basements. Then after the march, we will all sit around and talk about it. It makes us "feel" like we've accomplished something and that our lives have worth, which they don't.

Thank You. Now, die.

Skinner

www.democraticunderground.com

9:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Terri,

We hope you die soon and you're in great pain. We derive a lot of pleasure from seeing you die because it's one of the few political victories we can claim in a long time for liberals. Thank you for dying in pain and making us feel good about ourselves, at least for a few passing moments. As soon as you die, we will go back to being angry over other things again because politically we are marginalized and can do nothing about it except wear funny costumes, make up signs, and go out and yell in the streets. And that's only those of us who are allowed to leave our parents basements. Then after the march, we will all sit around and talk about it. It makes us "feel" like we've accomplished something and that our lives have worth, which they don't.

Thank You. Now, die.

Skinner

www.democraticunderground.com

9:15 AM  
Anonymous Jeb Bush said...

Goddammit! I would send the National Guard in to get Terrivegetable out of that hospice and force that feeding tube back down her throat, but I can't do that.

Why not? BECAUSE MY IDIOT BROTHER SENT THEM ALL TO IRAQ!!

Yeah, George.. good job you fucking moron

9:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys think you are funny making fun of her, Fuck you retarded assholes, whoever write this website is probably live in a retarded house or will be,

9:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys think you are funny making fun of her, Fuck you retarded assholes, whoever write this website is probably live in a retarded house or will be,

9:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just put a steak dinner and a glass of water next to her bed. If she really wants to live. She can eat.

9:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone who uses the terms "liberal", "conservative", "democrat", "republican" etc to describe someone's views are the real braindead. I'll say this once and only once. Every single one of us are a combination of all of those.

I hate the death penalty AND I like guns. I'm straight AND support gay marriage. I'm "pro-choice"(hate that term), and I support real family planning.

I'm for the right to die but can't stand the rhetoric around this case. She's as good as dead now that the final stages of this have taken hold and there's no way to reverse them so everyone do whatever you do to ensure her safe passage to "the other side" though I suspect she's been there for about 15 years.

9:25 AM  
Anonymous moped avenger said...

Oh, don't bitch, Skinner. It's not our fault that you opportunistic knob-gobblers couldn't put aside your usual theofascist, patronizing spew, get your shit together, and defend a dead woman before any of twenty-odd judges over the course of FIFTEEN YEARS.

9:28 AM  
Anonymous moped avenger said...

Oh, don't bitch, Skinner. It's not our fault that you opportunistic knob-gobblers couldn't put aside your usual theofascist, patronizing spew, get your shit together, and defend a dead woman before any of twenty-odd judges over the course of FIFTEEN YEARS.

9:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Check out this Schiavo music video. It's awesome!

http://www.funkatron.com/external/sp-pro-test.mov

9:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FUCK CONSERVATIVES!!!

Let her die in fucking peace and dignity you brain-dead jackoffs!!! She couldnt recover anyway!!! Its her familys fucking buisness so you should mind your own fucking buisness. If her family wanted publicity they would have asked for it.

"Leftists and Liberals just Looove to terminate "defective" people.

Liberalism is a mental illness. A defect. By their example, we should begin euthenizing Leftists."

It is a mental illness to want to leave people like Terry alive and suffering. If you had any fucking compassion, you fucking conservative cocksucker, youd know she were going to a better place and wherever she were going, she'd be happier!

FUCK ALL CONSERVATIVES AND THEIR FOREIN, JEW, BLACK, SPANISH, GAY. HATING SOULS.

GO FUCK OFF AND STOP EMBARRISING AMERICA. THIS IS 2005 SO STFU!!!!

9:40 AM  
Anonymous Jason Rivera said...

You think Jason Rivera is his real name you stupid nigger? Look, I'm Jason Rivera too.

9:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Terri can end all this by simply asking for a pork chop and beer

9:47 AM  
Anonymous Nigger Ennis said...

DIE BITCH DIE

HURRY THE FUCK UP

9:52 AM  
Blogger U.S. Rep. Tom DeLay, R-Texas said...

If'n I warn't grandstanding to distract from the looming scandals surrounding my office, I would pull Terri's feeding tube with the same expedition and display of hand-wringing I employed when I pulled the plug on my own dad 16 years ago.

10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My cock gets hard for veggies.

10:00 AM  
Anonymous Pitchy said...

Thanks to who ever posted the Skinny Puppy video... that was kick ass! Love SP!

10:02 AM  
Anonymous So much ignorance. said...

Ignorance from the religious fundies who got all they know about medicine and neuroanatomy from their bible, instead of a medical textbook.

Ignorance from Jeb Bush and the Florida legislature who passed a bill that was unanimously declared unconstitutional, as any first-year law student could have told them. And now the federal legislatures are doing the same.

Ignorance from people willing to condemn the husband even when they know nothing about the facts of the case. He's not in it for the money folks, even if you use all capital letters to insist that he must be.

Ignorance from people who see Terri exhibit brainstem reflexes, and think that means her cerebral cortexes are going to magically reappear.

Ignorance from people like Brandi Swindell of Generation Life, quoted in the article as saying Terri will be subjected to "a brutal death of starvation and dehydration". Hello? Brandi? In order to suffer, you have to have consciousness, awareness, thoughts...all of which require cerebral cortexes, which MRI scans show have been replaced by fluid in Terri's head. And you know why she has to "suffer" from starvation, Brandi? Because the same people who want to keep her body alive are the same people who block any euthanasia or assisted-suicide laws.

And ignorance from the people who label Judge Greer as an "activist law-writing liberal judge", instead of doing the little bit of research that would reveal that he's a conservative Republican.

And so much of this ignorance is the worst kind: Wilful ignorance. People who when told of facts necessary to understand the case, shut their ears, scream insults, and repeat the same tripe the next day as if they'd heard nothing to contradict it.

10:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's all this dislike of conservatives by liberals at this blog? I mean, com'n. Just because we're the ones in power and are setting things up so we'll always be able to pull the strings regardless of which party occupies the WH and Congress is no reason to be upset. We've always said that liberals would be allowed to ride along with us, it's just that you'll be in the back of the bus where you belong. Liberals, stop being so upset and just accept your place in life. There's nothing you can do about it anyway.

10:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEEEEOPLLLLLE!

10:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the problem with President Bush and his Coward Brother Jeb. They won't step in and save this poor woman whose blood relatives want to save her! The GOP doesn't really support family rights. That's why Jeb and George will burn in hell for not protecting God's children.

10:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What odds do I get for 31 March?

10:22 AM  
Anonymous Martha stewart said...

I wanna have a threesome with Jeb Bush and Terry Schiavo. That would be hot.

10:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If she doesn't die today I'm out $5.

c'mon bitch DIE ALREADY

10:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doctors report that, any day now, the feeding tube will be removed from the cable news programs.

10:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its like you're bulemic again... bravo!

10:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys are sick.

10:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

religion is for the weak. jesus sucks a mean dick.

10:36 AM  
Anonymous Fazle Imtiaz said...

Did I mention that I wanted to fuck the feeding tube hole and blow my load right into her stomach?

That'll teach the bitch to have an eating disorder.

Dumb cunt.

10:38 AM  
Anonymous Elgar said...

Wow, all these plugs sure are awesome thanks guys I wouldn't know what internet to go to otherwise

10:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

they should just use her as a crash test dummy. At least then she'd be accomplishing something positive at the end of her life.

Oh, and she got this way because she had an eating disorder.. so she WANTED to starve you religious fuckheads. This starving to death is a dream come true for that fucking vegetable bitch.

10:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO, I AM SO ORIGINAL AND REBELLIOUS BY TELLING TERI 2 DIE, LOL I SWAREIM GOIGN TO SHOW EVERY1 @ MY SCHOOL THIS COMENT IM POSTING AND THEYL ALL CONGRATUL8 ME ON BEING WHOLLY ORIGINAL, WHAT WITH NO ONE ELSE TELIN TERI 2 DIE!!!!!

LOL, O W8, THERE ARE ALREDY 160 OF U DOING SO. AND PROBABLY MORE TO FOLLOW BECAUSE THE ENTIRE INTERNET IS FILLED WITH DUMBASSES WHO THINK THAT THE REST OF US WILL ACCEPT THEM EVEN IF THEY ARE UNORIGINAL SHITBAGS.


O WELL.

10:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She hadn't been fucked for 15 years. I bet her pussy is tight like a 5 year old boy's anus. I wouldn't mind fucking that vegetable.

10:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have to say that this site rivets me for some sick demented reason - this is the second time I've checked it out. However, why are we paying so much attention to this case? why has everyone seemed to have leap on to the bandwagon with their own agenda? People jockying in front of the cameras to show their signs just disgusts me. Will these people go home already, the fight is over.

On CNN they had an interview with Terri's brother who mentioned that Michael Shiavo has two children with another woman while married to Terri. So what? Life goes on, was he supposed to put his life on hold.

This has already taken up too much time. This should have remained a private family matter. Why is this case so special that emergency measures have to be taken regarding it? What would have happened to all of these issues and political debates if Terri had died of natural causes during it?

I don't think Terri would have wanted to live this way, I don't think any of us would. I'm surprised that CNN doesn't have a constant clock on their channel counting how many hours Terri has been without food.

Both the Shiavo camp and the Schindler camp want us to believe that Terri is either 'in her last hours' or 'peaceful' and that Michael Shiavo is constantly at his wife's side. Does he take his dinner in the hospice cafeteria or does he eat in her room? Since she's going through her 'dying process' instead of starving her to death, give her a needle. The government treats executed prisioners with more dignity.

Once she dies are we going to have round the clock coverage of her funeral? Public or private memorial? A foundation started in her name? Is she going to be Time magazine's person of the year? Are the Bushes going to wade into the fray on whether she's cremated or buried?

Get over it already

11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have to say that this site rivets me for some sick demented reason - this is the second time I've checked it out. However, why are we paying so much attention to this case? why has everyone seemed to have leap on to the bandwagon with their own agenda? People jockying in front of the cameras to show their signs just disgusts me. Will these people go home already, the fight is over.

On CNN they had an interview with Terri's brother who mentioned that Michael Shiavo has two children with another woman while married to Terri. So what? Life goes on, was he supposed to put his life on hold.

This has already taken up too much time. This should have remained a private family matter. Why is this case so special that emergency measures have to be taken regarding it? What would have happened to all of these issues and political debates if Terri had died of natural causes during it?

I don't think Terri would have wanted to live this way, I don't think any of us would. I'm surprised that CNN doesn't have a constant clock on their channel counting how many hours Terri has been without food.

Both the Shiavo camp and the Schindler camp want us to believe that Terri is either 'in her last hours' or 'peaceful' and that Michael Shiavo is constantly at his wife's side. Does he take his dinner in the hospice cafeteria or does he eat in her room? Since she's going through her 'dying process' instead of starving her to death, give her a needle. The government treats executed prisioners with more dignity.

Once she dies are we going to have round the clock coverage of her funeral? Public or private memorial? A foundation started in her name? Is she going to be Time magazine's person of the year? Are the Bushes going to wade into the fray on whether she's cremated or buried?

Get over it already

11:01 AM  
Blogger MrPunk2u said...

Terri! I made a movie of you girl!

http://www.livejournal.com/users/mrpunk2u/66924.html

11:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Terri-

I agree, but if Delay & Bush fight for your 'right to life' so hard, are they now rethinking this Iraq fiasco as well?

I think your comment:

>My right to life is more >important than theirs because I'm >an American vegetable

is a bit self-serving.

11:29 AM  
Anonymous Cosmicfool said...

Informative

11:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

entensity owns.

fuck cripples.

11:50 AM  
Anonymous lil bigginz said...

thats the funniest movie of terri shiavo ever.

11:50 AM  
Anonymous parietal_03 said...

LMAO, I AM SO ORIGINAL AND REBELLIOUS BY TELLING TERI 2 DIE, LOL I SWAREIM GOIGN TO SHOW EVERY1 @ MY SCHOOL THIS COMENT IM POSTING AND THEYL ALL CONGRATUL8 ME ON BEING WHOLLY ORIGINAL, WHAT WITH NO ONE ELSE TELIN TERI 2 DIE!!!!!

LOL, O W8, THERE ARE ALREDY 160 OF U DOING SO. AND PROBABLY MORE TO FOLLOW BECAUSE THE ENTIRE INTERNET IS FILLED WITH DUMBASSES WHO THINK THAT THE REST OF US WILL ACCEPT THEM EVEN IF THEY ARE UNORIGINAL SHITBAGS.


O WELL.


SIGNED

11:58 AM  
Blogger Jasper said...

Get Well Soon!

12:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If this blog page offends you, and you feel a need to write your political opinions, you are a fucking moron. This bitch is going to DIE no matter what the fuck you do or say about it. The stupid thing is we are going to starve the bitch to death instead of actually killing her, which in a sense were doing. This page is funny, and i say KUDOS to the author, you made entensitys front page. Entensity Pwns

12:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey i'm going to go grab some lunch, want anything?

12:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey i'm going to go grab some lunch, want anything?

12:15 PM  
Anonymous Easter said...

holy shit.

this is great.

12:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes I agree, we should pull the plug on you.. =)

12:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Glorious, you have my full support.

12:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Terri, how was easter with out the tube?

12:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

let her body die, so her soul can have peace.

12:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

johnny got his gun

12:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

does anyone else have a death pool for when terri is gong to die? my friends and i have one and today is my day. so terri, if it isn't to much trouble, could you just die already and let me win the $15.

12:41 PM  
Anonymous tard carnival said...

HTTP://www.lolatterry.com

Nigger faggots.

12:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Terri, what the hell girl? I thought you said we were gonna be exclusive? You deserve to die now, you fucking sloot.

Oh yeah, stop talkin about the Jews you dumb cunt. I swear, youre going to be the next Hitler...

12:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yall are some fucked up people, making fun of a crippled person, espcially the jackass who created this blog

-matt

12:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This whole ordeal is idiotic.

It's very simple, if someone requires machines to live, they should be euthanized by the government; as should retards and cripples who suck up people's money to maintain their sub-human condition.

This is why it was a tragety when Hitler lost WWII :(

12:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not sure I quite see the humour in this... It seems insensitive and mean to me, but I don't honestly see how anyone could find this funny... I know there are a lot of sick fucks out there, but I didn't know they all gathered here..

12:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This blog makes more sense than most of the info in the media.

12:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn funny. I posted it on I Hate My Cubicle!!!

Later...
RAT

12:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Given the chance, I would fist you up to my elbow.

12:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jason Rivera is my hero.

Terri Schiavo is my slut, satisfies my veggie fetish. Mmm...

12:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As Terri miraculously reaches for her water glass, she is eaten by a grue.

12:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it really worries me that there are people like you fucking morons in existence. too bad i believe that all human life is sacred, because if i didn't i swear i'd get rid of as many of you inconsiderate bastards as possible. you're all bigger wastes of air and space than teri schiavo is, i'll tell you that much. find a better use of your time than making fun of a brain damaged, suffering woman...or burn in hell for all eternity. hey kids, your choice

1:00 PM  
Anonymous a person said...

Tom Delay followed the orderly through the halls of the hospice. He was more than a little nervous at the idea of meeting Terri: hospitals made him a bit egdy. Nevertheless, he believed this to be a big item for his constituents, and he marched proudly to see this wonderful dying woman.

Eventually they reached the room and he asked the orderly to leave him alone with her for some 'personal prayer time.' The orderly obliged and left him there. Tom noticed that the lights were somewhat dim. Why not, he thought. It's not like this vegetable will need them. Tired after a long day with some of the fundamentalists outside the hospice he threw himself into a chair and began to think the situation over. He knew he'd already won big points with the religious crowd, but he hoped to find a way to score even bigger. Leaving the hospice and claiming that Terri had spoken to him through prayer was one idea that came to mind, but he immediately dismissed it as a little too outlandish. He needed something simple.

Heh, she's certainly livelier than my wife is, he thought to himself bitterly. He cast his eyes over at the faintly stirring Terri, who was staring at the ceiling with those lovely dark eyes and drooling quietly to herself. I have to admit, she was a beautiful woman once. But now she's just old. Terri here, though... the lack of intelligence notwithstanding, she has a simple charm to her. A simple charm that a down home Texan like myself might appreciate.

Tom quietly chastised himself for such thoughts. Granted, he may have become bitter after years of loveless marriage, and the semi-private hospital room did afford him some freedom to exercise thoughts that might otherwise accidentally slip out in public... but. But what? Tom took a moment to wrestle with his conscience. Lord, I know this to be wrong, but....

'It's a crying shame that such a lovely young lady might suffer such a painful death without a few final... comforts,' he said to himself, slightly surprised that he'd managed to work up the courage to entertain the notion. Still, was it not his duty as a good Christian to ease the suffering of this woman? He was, after all, only trying to elicit some sort of response. She would not respond as much as some women would, but then, Tom liked them that way. 'I suppose, my dear, that your last worldly affair might save me some rohypnol.'

Tom stood and checked to be sure that the door was closed and latched before he unbuckled his belt as quietly as possible... not an easy task with the giant buckle he had that complied with all Texas rules and regulations for belt buckle sizes. Without letting his pants slip he moved to sit beside her on the bed. Terri still didn't respond. Tom tentatively reached out a hand to fondle her breasts through the flimsy hospital gown, immediately feeling his member stiffen as he did so. He gently found her nipples through the gown and pinched them, though he got no response from her. Good...

He slowly removed what he could of the gown, though he was too busy keeping his pants on to do a proper job of turning her over to remove the whole thing. Instead he managed to get most of the front of her uncovered and let his hands wander and explore her, pausing a moment as he came across the hole where her feeding tube was missing. Idle thoughts flitted through his mind as he fingered it, but they fled and he continued his searching, until he found her surprisingly neatly trimmed bush.

As he gently tickled her glorious labia he found it impossible to resist rubbing himself through his clothes. All the while he was watching her face intently, hoping for some sign of life. But not too much life, he cautioned himself. Persistently vegetative women tell no tales.... Fortunately she was still contentedly drooling... from both sets of lips! He brought his fingers to his nose and took a good whiff of the acrid goodness thereupon.

Suddenly he heard a few sets of footsteps outside! With all the quickness he could muster he re-buckled his belt and tried to rearrange Terri's gown to hide their activities. He quickly knelt at the bedside and pretended to pray as the door opened. Mary Schindler, Terri's mother, stepped in, leading a small girl behind her. 'Hello Tom,' she said quietly. 'This is little Elizabeth, she's the daughter of one of our church friends and she wanted to meet Terri. I have to go attend to the rally, but could you handle the introduction?' With a weak smile she shoved Elizabeth into the room and closed the door behind her.

Elizabeth managed a meek 'hi' and stood staring at Terri's lifeless corpse. Did I say lifeless? I meant life-filled corpse.

Tom made a brief introduction and asked Elizabeth her name. 'I'm only 8,' she replied meekly again, as she scratched at her elbow through the sleeve of a nice church dress. 'What's wrong with her?'

'She's sick, Elizabeth. Her brain is hurting, and she needs Jesus's love to heal her.' Suddenly a wicked idea occurred to Tom. 'She needs your love too, Elizabeth.'

'My love?'

'Yes, my dear! The love of a small girl is... very special!' He quietly whispered his plan to Elizabeth, who was visibly upset at the notion.

'But... but mommy says good Christians don't touch each other there! And and and girls aren't supposed to do that to girls especially!'

'Oh Elizabeth, that's so wonderful that your mommy taught you that! But you remember how Jesus died for our sins? Well if you do this, you'll be like Jesus... you'll be sinning to save Terri, and your life will be as glorious as our savior's was.'

Elizabeth had some difficulty with the conflicting stories she had heard and began to cry, but slowly moved to Terri's bedside and began to reach under the gown. 'Will this really save Terri?' she asked between sobs.

'Oh yes, my dear, of course it will!' Tom slowly stood and unbuckled his belt again. 'You know, Elizabeth, that's a lovely dress. Why don't you take it off? We certainly wouldn't want it to get dirty.'

Elizabeth removed her dress and went back to peeking under Terri's gown, looking for the hidden treasures therein. Tom helped her remove the gown again and instructed Elizabeth to touch Terri's breasts, then to explore Terri's pussy. Terri continued to drool.

'This smells funny,' complained Elizabeth. 'Do I really have to taste it? And why are you holding your wee wee? Did you hurt it?'

'Yes, Liz, I hurt it. Get your face in there or Jesus will be sad.' Tom was busy stroking his member furiously. Terri had been attractive to him, but Elizabeth's unspoiled body, still a little chubby with baby fat, had him hornier than he had been in years. He breasts had not begin to bud yet, and her tiny pussy lips were unbearably adorable.

He instructed Liz to lay on top of Terri, but just as Elizabeth was moving to the side of the bed, Terri moaned and began to stir again. Elizabeth, though she was keen to help Terri recover, screamed, grabbed her dress, and ran from the room. Tom quickly put his dick back in his pants and put Terri's gown back, knowing that trouble would not be far behind.

As he'd predicted, it wasn't long before footsteps came pounding from down the hall. This time his visitor was Jeb Bush, who was clearly winded and sweaty as he stuck his head in. 'What the hell just happened in here?'

Tom thought fast. 'Terri began to, uh, speak, and the child, who was acting like all small children and showing me her panties... yes, that's it. She became terrified and fled!'

Jeb looked at Tom suspiciously. 'You were molesting them, weren't you Tom?'

'I most certainly was not!'

'Oh, really? That's a shame. I was thinking I'd join you...' With that, Jeb dropped his pants, revealing his enormous five inch cock. Tom, with understanding and love in his heart, removed his pants as well and reached out to give Jeb's wang a gentle tug. 'Lets give the old girl one last farewell,' suggested Jeb.

Tom moved to the head of the bed and tapped the end of his penis against Terri's forehead. She didn't seem to notice, so he slipped it into her mouth slowly. The excess drool made for the perfect lubrication and he had no difficulty sliding it deep into her throat. Fortunately she had lost her gag reflex, so he was able to fit all four inches down her throat with ease, and began to pound her face, balls slapping against her cheek.

Jeb, meanwhile, had positioned himself between her legs and was gleefully thrusting his member into her yawning vagina. As he fucked the mindless warm body, he spotted the unused feeding tube and a bag connected to the floor. 'Hey Tom,' he called, 'lets give her a stay of execution!' He quickly, and ineptly, reinserted one end of the tube into the feeding hole in her stomach, then tore open the top of the empty bag and began to pee into it. The yellow liquid quickly found its way into her stomach. 'Yeah, you like that, don't you bitch?'

Tom found himself nearing orgasm and grabbed the bag away from Jeb. 'I hear, my lovely woman, that you're unable to swallow. Lets see if we can't find a way around that.' Tom pounded his cock furiously as he aimed for the feed bag, spraying his hot cum into it and watching it dribble down into Terri's stomach. He then collapsed in post coital bliss.

Jeb, nearing climax himself, instead ripped the tube out of her stomach and inserted his cock into the hole. Although he felt the slight tingle of the stomach acid on the head of his mighty dick, he still found it pleasurable enough to continue thrusting until it erupted, spraying semen directly into her. With his energy spent, he moved across the floor to cuddle with Tom, kissing him gently, and managing to mutter an 'I love you' before he fell asleep, happier than he'd been in a long time.

1:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heres a better idea, go fuck yourself. Why the hell would you want to keep her alive? Shes gotta be in pain or something. Youre the ones who are fucking cruel, making her live in agony. Oh wait, did I say cruel? I meant Cruel, ignorant, money grubbing, obese fuckoffs.

1:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

huh? this food? NOT YOURS!

1:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Christians are fucking idiots.

1:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funniest...story...ever.

1:06 PM  

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